fatness

an insult that implies that the recipient of the word is paunchy and rotund.

davis is such a fatness

by brado9912 July 25, 2011

fagginess

ProNoun describing the degree of being a fag or lame. see Gayness for more information

John was unaware of the fagginess of his answer.

by AJ Well Done January 31, 2008

Fartenese

A language dialect of the Ancient Stinkys, thought to be invented by a smoking hot guy after farting beside his girlfriend

*faaart*
Girl: Ewwwwww did you just fart? :/
Boy: Yes, but it means i really like you in fartenese

by togapixie May 25, 2011

Fartners

Fartners is a social network where people can share farts with friends, discover others’ farts, follow friends and celebs, comment, like, rate, play, re-fart and so on.

I'm using Fartners to follow other's farts

by DanFatMan January 1, 2015

life fartners

When two people in a relationship have become so comfortable being around each other that they feel free to fart in front of the other constantly.

You can tell Jon and Alex are life fartners, she just ripped one in his face.

by Jerry McQuire April 14, 2010

Fartnership

When a boyfriend and girlfriend step into a comfortable place where uncomfortably holding farts in, is no longer. No more explosions when she steps out of the truck. No more loud, dry coughs to cover a fart on the wooden chair at your Caribou date. No more passing false convictions to your dog when your significant other walks in right after you slipped a quiet sauerkraut tickler. This is the stage where trusting each other grows tremendously and the trust for your farts does the exact opposite.

Fartnership displayed: A fantastic partnership of two having a conversation on the way home from Chipotle - Ladyfriend, "Ooo man my stomach hurts, Sweetie I think we may have to make a quick poop stop." Manfriend,"No, it'll be ok Darling, trust me. Be fearless, fart as loud as your anus will allow." Ladyfriend, "Ok sweetie, thank you for not passing judgement." (plopping, slappy ham mist is forced through) Manfriend,"You are so courageous, I love you."

Jack forcefully cocoons Jill under the blanket to bask in a devilish warm butt gas. Jill laughs a bit. They have demonstrated a fartnership.

She showers as he poops, a slightly different form of Irish Bonding, both are unable to keep a quiet fart against the porcelain and shower tile. Gentle giggles and conversations ensue later. This would be fartnership at its best.

by haulpanson November 21, 2014

Myspace angle ego-fatness complex

A chick with delusionally high self-worth regardless of high bodyfat and abrasive personality.

In sociology, this particular personality type is referred to as "fatness acquired retarded temperament" or "F.A.R.T." for short.

Snarky fat chick: "yeah I don't give my number to guys unless they make a really good first impression"
What everyone else is thinking: "uh... when has a guy asked for your number ever? lol"
Her therapist: "You seem to have a myspace angle ego-fatness complex, not unusual amongst your age group, treatment includes sucking a fat dick"

by Thorrr September 22, 2010