Fad Fapper

A person who chooses the porn they watch, based upon the Top 10 most searched keywords.

Hes so used to being a fad fapper he cant help but watch Pokemon porn

by DeeSMACK July 13, 2016

faper

The piece of paper or tissue used to wipe semen off after masturbation.

Mom: Sam, your desk is covered with fapers again !

by KJ² - 1 November 3, 2008

Fomper

One who farts in his/her bathtub and bites the gas bubbles.

Mark sat in his bathtub fomping. He enjoyed the taste of his rectal gasses.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Fanperson

A gender neutral term for fangirling/fanboying.

"Look at Quinn, they're fanpersoning over Dan and Phil again." "Oh my gosh they're such a fanperson for Undertale"

by Eli Cooper October 5, 2017

famermaid

A fat ass mermaid

I was at the beach and I saw a famermaid!!

by Bobby boombox March 30, 2018

ninja fapper

To masturbate/fap silently.

Dave: Why is fapping called fapping?
Max: Because fap is the noise it makes.
Dave: I've never heard that before ..., I must be some kind of ninja fapper

by honkthedonk January 17, 2013

Anonymous Fapper

A random loser from Fap-nation who mostly spew half-assed reviews, calling out developers and creators for milking out their patrons' money (even if they're not even spending a single dime), and also insulting their fellow Anonymous Fappers for not having a girlfriend even though they don't have one themselves.

Oh look, another Anonymous Fapper posts another roast to his fellows. He should go outside and touch grass, don't you think?

by Darth Xenon July 11, 2022