faitheist

someone who does not believe in god, but attends church regularly- usually by force from significant others or family.

a combination of faith and atheist

"i have to go to church with my girlfriend tomorrow"

"i thought you didnt believe in god"

"yeah, im a faitheist."

by plastictreees June 16, 2007

Faitheist

Faitheist: one who pretends to have been an atheist who found religion, for the purpose of creating common ground to evangelize to atheists.

Faitheist: I was once an atheist like you, but through the power of prayer I connected with "God" and am now a blessed follower.
Me: An atheist has no god to pray to. We both know you're full of shit.
Faitheist: I... I... God hates you and you'll burn in hell.
Me: Fuck off.

by @stylblog April 22, 2010

Faithers, alt. (Faither)

1. People who have left Mother Earth and gone to colonize distant worlds
2. The name for Christians in the future
3. One who has faith in God Almighty

A group of people who have gone and colonized a distant world and who also believe in Jesus Christ.

by Victor Darnell Hadnot...author of Behold the Face October 23, 2003

Faitheist

An atheist who is just as blindly sure there is no God, as the religious people are blindly sure there is one. Not to be confused with an agnostic, who thinks humans are incapable of knowing for sure what's really out there.

I was talking to this Faitheist recently and he was so damn sure his views were the right ones that he reminded me of an evangelical christian. Check your ego homie, you don't know shit.

by Joe Salone December 29, 2010

Faitheist

Someone who pretends they have faith to fit in or succeed in a social system, but secretly does not believe in supernatural deities.

There's no way Barack Obama isn't a faitheist.

by solgartner December 25, 2010

faitheist

an atheist who recognizes the value of fulfilling the human need to have faith and worship and is someone who elects to not have faith in anything bigger than him/herself but secretly harbours a desire to reinvigourate the idea of community but doesn't believe in organizing anymore.

as a faitheist, I am not a humanist.

by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009

Faitheist

1. (noun) Any person who believes in a supernatural super-being (like a god or gods) that supposedly created or had a hand in creating the universe, despite the lack of evidence for the existence of any such being. (Faitheists, Faitheism, Faitheistic)

2. The opposite of "atheist".

"The faitheists were outraged at the suggestion that man and apes evolved from a common ancestor."

by Argaven January 14, 2010