faringdon

Boring little village with nothing in it but houses and stoners.

Fancy trecking to faringdon to get some bud. I need to get wasted and Faringdon has loads of dealers

by Rob July 7, 2004

Firing on all cylinders

Work or function at a peak level of performance.

Work as expected, or at 100%

Teller: The lady tried to rob the bank using her fingers as a gun
Police: She doesn't seem to be firing on all cylinders

by smoking_acez May 1, 2018

asian failing

In other words, any grade other than an A+

Daniel Kim: Duuude, I'm sooo dead when my parentals see my report card!!!

Peter Jones: Why man? You're lowest grade was an A-!

Daniel Kim: You white people are never gonna get it.

by jonron556 September 14, 2005

Firing leng

Firing leng:-
The term refers to being controled by your significant other. It was created upon the idea of being caught in gun fire and not being able to escape it. It can also be used as being 'lenged'. The term was created by Gooneytoon to refer to a certain someone. Other simalar terms include 'being on lock', 'Your Girlfreind/Boyfriend wears the trousers' or plainly being 'whipped'.

"That boy is firing leng" (That boy is whipped)
"That girl has her boyfreind on leng." (His girlfriend wears the trousers.)
"Blud, you are lenged." (Friend, you are whipped)

by Gooneytoon April 30, 2008

failing at life

what your facebook status would say if it was representative of what you are currently doing

Sally is failing at life.

315 Likes.

(Sally has 315 friends on facebook)

by wittyname January 16, 2010

firing off some ass missels

when you have been cramping and you sit on the throne and take a dump and it violently shoots out splashing in to the toilet bowl like a rocket shot in the water usualy accompanied by a loud fart and a splash in the bowl all at the same time.

oh oh man I need to go in the bathroom that burger king breakfast is going right through me
ok
whats that noise
oh dont go near the shitter vins in there firing off some ass missels

by [e-mail] February 2, 2009

faring

instead of 'how are you doing' you would say 'how are you faring'

how are you faring with that book report?

by bleepblopbloop October 20, 2010