failing at life

Being a completely worthless bag of flesh and/or waste of air. People who fail at life usually suck at everything.

Our president, George W. Bush, Jr.

by nion January 16, 2005

Failing upwards

The act of performing horribly at your current position, while subsequently getting promoted or advanced to a more predominant position.

See Gavin Newsom

"How can the former Mayor of San Francisco (one of the most profitable cities in California) run the city into the ground, then THEN be elected Governor or the state? He really has this Failing Upwards thing down. Next stop, (after further trashing the state) the Presidency!

by Andrethegiant52 July 31, 2020

Failurism

The state of being a complete failure, so much it is virtually a religion or way of life.

I completely suck at Halo, so I became a member of Failurism

by Capt. Knut October 30, 2008

Failureness

A sense of being unsucessful or failed.

Failureness might be a key to success.

by Macky Chauhan June 4, 2018

Failing Art

failing art is a way of saying you or someone else farted. You basically got an F in Art.

"Ohh man, Dawkins is Failing Art!"
"You mean he farted?"

by jeffdujon August 16, 2018

Smart failing

When a smart person says they’re failing but they get a 97%

Dumb person: Awh shoot I’m going to fail this test

Smart person: Same :(

Dumb person: But im actually failing it, you’re just smart failing

by Yodellegend May 27, 2018

Rachel Failing

When one achieves a lower grade than a 90% in a class or on an assignment. As a noun it is Rachel Failure. In Past tense, Rachel Failed

Katie: I'm so stoked, I got an 87%!
Kieran: You still Rachel Failed.

Kieran: I have a 76% in Math!
Katie: Whoa, you're really Rachel Failing.

by Mohammed Abdul Jabar November 15, 2010