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Fabnesia

Pretending that you don't know every single detail about a Facebook Friend's life so that you (a) do not seem like a stalker or (b) have something to talk about. Also an antidote for friends that over-share on social media.
(1) I had to feign Fabnesia when I was talking to my old girl friend so she thought I wasn't checking her out on Facebook! (2) If I didn't have Fabnesia, I would have had nothing to say to him!
by TheGoodTwin September 26, 2015
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Locker Fables

(A.K.A. Hall Fables)- When one has a story to tell others in the time between classes, and must be cut down to bare plot points in order to make it to the next class in time. Such stories may not be described long enough or in enough detail to be proven correct, this may be the cause of wildfire rumors.
Friend 1: "Dude, I just heard a couple epic Locker Fables!"

Friend 2: "What were they about?"

Friend 1: "I don't know much, but I heard the new girl was impregnated by a cow, and then did a Alligator Fuckhouse or something like that"

Friend 2: "......well at least you made it to Econ on time."
by fritzzzle February 2, 2009
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Fabias

Funny, Shy, Good looking, Nice, most amazing person to be around and crazy about one person. Everyone needs a Fabias in their life.
Fabias is an amazing person!!
by Rinak December 17, 2016
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Fabien

guy with the worlds biggest penis like he is so legendary and cool that all of fabien’s friends are so cool he is a magnet to the ladies
“fabien’s penis is ginormous
by willy sinker September 16, 2020
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Fabienne

The sweetest girl i know, and proud to call her so!
Fabienne is so sweet, she is always there for me
by shizahouse March 13, 2009
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Fakies

A way to say Fake Titties. The opposite of Bigglies.
Dude 1: Holy crap those sweater puppets are huge.
Dude 2: Probably Fakies but who cares!
by EliteDanTheMan January 8, 2011
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Fabien

A ‘Fabien’ is one of the Hottest guys in your school and is smart, caring and extremely fun. A Fabien is meant to be amazing at sex and they get all the girls. If you’re female and you know a Fabien... get with him or try sex with him because it’s soooooo good!!!
The French ones are the best of the best
Every girl at school “OMG it’s Fabien. How do I look?! He’s got to be into me”
Every dude at school “wish I was called Fabien”
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