exacerbation

To annoy

The other day you exacerbated me soooo bad.

by Chasumitity August 28, 2003

exasterbating

to jack-off and exercise at the same time

exasterbating is more effective than regular exercise itself

by arnoldo sanchez December 25, 2007

exasturbation

Excessive masturbation,
Pleasuring oneself repetitively to the point of an obsession.

ex. exasturbation is common on Christian campuses.

origin: LWJS 2343

by Suite of Scandle April 28, 2009

exacerbation

The state of having screwed yourself in the ass.

I was enjoying regular bowel movements, but then I started fillling up with carrots instead of eating bran cupcakes in the morning, and it was a real case of exacerbation.

Why can't Priscilla sit down?
He's all exacerbated.

by skeptical hippo December 26, 2011

exasturbation

When someone is telling an obviously embellished story to stroke their own ego and/or make themselves look good, but they end up looking like a douche canoe instead.

Every time I hear Brian's skydiving story he adds in new exaggerations. I wish he would stop with the exasturbation.

by OblongShlong September 3, 2013

Exasterbation

Too damn tired to..... hank your panky, slap the noodle, waxin' the ween, skinnin' the snake, jerkin' your gerkin', spankin' your monkey, chokin' the chicken, beatin' the meat, masterbate.

The doctor has confirmed that he did in fact die from exasterbation.

by NachoBeano June 27, 2014

Exaggerbation

The act of a person exaggerating a situation or feeling for their own personal gain or enjoyment.

The angry cell phone customer who claims to of been unable to connect for days, after only 4 hours, demanding a free month of their bill.

"I enjoy exaggerbation so much that I spent all last night telling internet forum people how awesome my life is and how horrible theirs are."

by Tojo June 27, 2014