Exasterbation

Too damn tired to..... hank your panky, slap the noodle, waxin' the ween, skinnin' the snake, jerkin' your gerkin', spankin' your monkey, chokin' the chicken, beatin' the meat, masterbate.

The doctor has confirmed that he did in fact die from exasterbation.

by NachoBeano June 27, 2014