Ephotocon

a photo (often personal) used to express one’s emotion, etc., in text, email, or other electronic communication
Synonym: photomoji

I use photos of my very dramatic 2-year old as ephotocons in my texts to my friends all the time.

by VMc9 June 19, 2018

euphoric

A feeling of intense existential peace and happiness. Can only be felt if you:

Have watched an accumulated 300 hours of Richard Dawkins and/or Neil Degrasse Tyson debates on youtube
Own a fedora*
Have a favorite MLP character
Have been in at least 200 religious debates in no less than 10 online forums

*If you have/considered having a feather in your fedora, you may reduce the amount of required youtube religious debates by half.

"My heart is heavy. This cause offers no respite, but my body grows tired and weak.

I look down at my hand. It is swollen from years of carrying this weight upon myself. The weight of knowing I am the only barrier between the future of humanity and the wretched, corrupting nature of religious thought. But looking deeper I see something more. In my hands I carry the very essence of the Universe. I exist not because of the will of a man in the sky, but by the majesty and wonder of the Universe.

I rise from my chair, my body illuminated by the light of my monitor. Putting on my fedora, I give one last tip to the fine life I've lived. As the pain shoots through my arm, I bask in the glory that is my own existence and intelligence.

In this moment, I am euphoric. In this moment, I transcend."

by apatheus November 11, 2013

euphemism

1. the substitution of a milder, vaguer word or expression for one considered to be offensive or unpleasant.
2. the word or expression so substituted.

"Put to sleep" is a euphemism for "kill".

by ed January 19, 2003

eupholia

1. pleasant flower

2. anything good or positive

3. a pleasant sounding (vocally) person

eu- Greek: good, well, normal; happy, pleasing; used as a prefix

foli (or pholia)-Latin: leaf, flowering plant

Her singing was really eupholia, almost better than Beyonce.

by Ailohpue February 3, 2010

Eupheminism

(n)
The practice and belief that one need not emasculate men to liberate women.

She's a eupheminist, so she's cool

by Phow March 19, 2005

euphorian

A high conscious person who will always be happy.

That person is a euphorian.

by The Shaman April 2, 2015

euhornia

A trance like state of bliss brought on by close proximity to beautiful women. Usually takes place where sexually is heightened, such as a strip club.

"After going to the Hooters, Eric was in a state of euhornia."

by Snow E September 17, 2007