euphons 

A name for the coolest of the cool, will max out her credit card for people on the internet, not so epic of a gamer as she can't get a good K/D ratio in games and doesn't have gamer reflexes, has a response time of from one minute to three days.

- Will tell good jokes every now and then
- Is not like stellaaa
- Wants to be a scientist
- Is religious and Mexican
- Legally migrated to America proving women power by not jumping the fence and giving the finger to trump

Kid: I wish I had nitro it would be so cool.
Euphons: Here you go, have a nice day.

euphons by swagn January 17, 2020

euphons 

A name for only the cool, Is the coolest person you will meet, Stole her mum's credit card so she can give away gifts all the time, Lost in BlackJack due to a bust, Is very cool; Has lots of swag
-Euphons is also a convicted child molester (it is a nickname, The name euphons is a nickname for child molesters)
-Will make funny jokes

Kid: Man I wish i could buy discord nitro
Euphons: I will rape you first then you can get it

euphons by Vapeinator November 7, 2019

Euphonium

A mysterious instruments played by the select few. It is the most important instrument of the low brass. The players get sick and tired of people asking what a Euphonium is, and most likely didn't tell you. That is why you are on Urban Dictionary.

Guy 1: What's a Euphonium?
Euphonium Player: *face palm*

Euphonium by A Euph Player March 11, 2011

euphonium player 

A very talented sexy musican who is a natural born kisser

That euphonium player is a sexy beast

euphonium player by talented man September 12, 2015

euphonium

a low brass instrument with 3 or 4 valves that can be played in treble or bass clef. hardly anybody knows what it is so euphonium players often get tired of explaining it. they are usually the least ignorant section in low brass and the smallest and most talented section in the band.

band director: can someone please explain the coda to the trombones!?
euphonium section: we can! we can!

euphonium by honorband71 July 7, 2010

euphonium

n. a large 3- or 4-valved brass instrument resembling a small tuba; it is similar to the baritone horn but, while the baritone has a cylindrical (straight) bore, the euphonium has a conical (grows larger as it progresses towards the bell) bore, warming up the sound

The euphonium has a dark, rich sound--except when too much garbage has been dropped down the bell.

euphonium by Civil Twilight 646 July 21, 2003

euphonabonatones

Slang for a low brass section, usually of a marching band. Named after the euphoniums, trombones and baritones. Characterized as being very obnoxious and rebellious, yet just funny or likable enough to somehow get away with it...usually. Both hated and loved by members of the rest of the band.

Euphonabonatones, assemble!!
"Where are the euphonabonatones?" "I dunno, probably off harrassing the clarinets. They say they're 'bonding'."
While other sections were practicing the opener (like they should), the euphonabonatones were too busy marching in the shape of a dick.

euphonabonatones by BrassCole July 15, 2009