A word used in place of another to make the listener feel more comfortable, and to make the user more socially acceptable.
"Your mother and I had meetings between the sheets last fortnight"
When what you want to say is - "I fucked you mamma until she stained the sheets last night, bitch! "
When what you want to say is - "I fucked you mamma until she stained the sheets last night, bitch! "
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When used in blogging or chat, "Dated(euphemism)" is used to mock, criticize, or show dislike for a couple who are going out.
The euphemism in parenthesis is a way to give your opinion that there is/was no love in the relationship, but rather it is/was just based on sex and lust.
It is a very mean thing to write about another person, (but funny)
Can be used in present, past, or future tenses
When used in blogging or chat, "Dated(euphemism)" is used to mock, criticize, or show dislike for a couple who are going out.
The euphemism in parenthesis is a way to give your opinion that there is/was no love in the relationship, but rather it is/was just based on sex and lust.
It is a very mean thing to write about another person, (but funny)
Can be used in present, past, or future tenses
A blog:
After John Doe broke up with Jane last week, he Dated (Euphemism) his new neighbor Jessica. Surprisingly, the relationship did not last.
After John Doe broke up with Jane last week, he Dated (Euphemism) his new neighbor Jessica. Surprisingly, the relationship did not last.
by DEL83183 April 19, 2009
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Bob: Oh, hey, school just let out and it's YMCA night, so I've gotta go take a shit.
Joe: What?
Bob: I mean I actually have to drop the kids off at the pool. Haven't you heard a reverse euphemism before?
Joe: What?
Bob: I mean I actually have to drop the kids off at the pool. Haven't you heard a reverse euphemism before?
by burdettb September 18, 2007
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Sentence Euphemism's
"Me and your sister had a connection in the bed last night which made me excited." is a euphemisim
What you really mean to say is:
"I fucked your sister last night, she knows how to cause an orgasm, thats for sure."
"I not attracted to Rebecca." is a euphemism
What you really mean to say is:
"Rebecca is one fucking ugly bitch."
"I think Jessi is pretty." is a euphemisim
What you really mean to say is:
"I would sure like to have sex with Jessi."
"I dont like country music." is a euphemism
What you really mean to say is:
"Country music sucks dick I hate it."
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Word Euphemisms
Darn and Dang are euphemisms for the word Damn
Frick is a euphemism for the word Fuck
Crap is a euphemism for the word Shit
Crotch is a euphemism for the word Dick
Butt is a euphemism for the word Ass
Oh My Gosh is a euphemism for Oh My God
Chi Chi is a euphemism for the word Boob
Pee is a euphemism for the word piss
"Me and your sister had a connection in the bed last night which made me excited." is a euphemisim
What you really mean to say is:
"I fucked your sister last night, she knows how to cause an orgasm, thats for sure."
"I not attracted to Rebecca." is a euphemism
What you really mean to say is:
"Rebecca is one fucking ugly bitch."
"I think Jessi is pretty." is a euphemisim
What you really mean to say is:
"I would sure like to have sex with Jessi."
"I dont like country music." is a euphemism
What you really mean to say is:
"Country music sucks dick I hate it."
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Word Euphemisms
Darn and Dang are euphemisms for the word Damn
Frick is a euphemism for the word Fuck
Crap is a euphemism for the word Shit
Crotch is a euphemism for the word Dick
Butt is a euphemism for the word Ass
Oh My Gosh is a euphemism for Oh My God
Chi Chi is a euphemism for the word Boob
Pee is a euphemism for the word piss
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