Abbreviation for the European Union, one of the biggest steps towards peace on the European continent. It is one of the richest regions in the world, after the United States. It is also a very diverse region, full of lovely people and languages.
Although some people criticise the inefficiency of political discussions in Brussels (the capital of the EU, also Belgium and NATO), they often forget that the US was the same way when it started. But yes, it is mostly the Franco-German couple who speak and the others who obey..... Except at the UN where EU representatives cannot speak with one voice (when they do it is a proof of devastating strength). It has also faced crises, such as immigrants during the Arab Spring, the Brexit (by the way, the UK is in trouble because of it, they became poor and Northern Ireland wants to leave). So we can sum up the situation as follows: good idea but not enough political strength.
Although some people criticise the inefficiency of political discussions in Brussels (the capital of the EU, also Belgium and NATO), they often forget that the US was the same way when it started. But yes, it is mostly the Franco-German couple who speak and the others who obey..... Except at the UN where EU representatives cannot speak with one voice (when they do it is a proof of devastating strength). It has also faced crises, such as immigrants during the Arab Spring, the Brexit (by the way, the UK is in trouble because of it, they became poor and Northern Ireland wants to leave). So we can sum up the situation as follows: good idea but not enough political strength.
The EU flag and hymn are super cool, but their gestion of the crisis was kinda lame....
The EU is not a bad idea, but in practise... hope they'll find how to see in the same way.
The EU is not a bad idea, but in practise... hope they'll find how to see in the same way.
by Myri from the E.U. June 7, 2022
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German word for: Something that many foreigners outside of the European Union desire. Often used by Germans in a way showing their superiority to lesser countries suffering from not being part of the EU (mostly Turkish people).
"Hey Emre Tuncer, wie läuft EU-Beitritt?"
"Nicht so gut: Mein Asylantrag wurde abgelehnt, und jetzt muss ich zurück in meine Mülltonne"
"Nicht so gut: Mein Asylantrag wurde abgelehnt, und jetzt muss ich zurück in meine Mülltonne"
by Jonathan E. May 4, 2021
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this Will
make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in
favour of "k".This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a Deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
Kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl
riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find
it ezi tu understand ech oza.
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this Will
make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in
favour of "k".This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a Deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
Kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl
riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find
it ezi tu understand ech oza.
by mattyatty July 18, 2005
Get the eu english mug.A sound emitted from the child of a Dolphin and a Duck, also known as A Junsu. The Junsu makes this sound when tickled, or when simply finding something extremely funny. This sound often comes paired with a forward body movement which is mostly directed to A Yoochun, the Junsu's mating partner.
by Eu Kyang Kyang December 7, 2009
Get the Eu Kyang Kyang mug.European fans ability to be completely deluded about how strong their teams are and how relevant their country is. They live in a bubble where they are told how good they are at everything. Then eventually when they get slapped around internationally, they are dumbfounded. This is often pre-empted by or followed by EUxcuses.
A: Hey man, did you see that X team got destroyed in group stages?
B: Yeah, but they were probably the second best team anyways.
A: Wow, that is some EU delusion!
B: No, they only lost because of the weather that day. They aren't used to hot weather. I already said they might lose because of this!
A: Okay, you're just making EUxcuses
B: Yeah, but they were probably the second best team anyways.
A: Wow, that is some EU delusion!
B: No, they only lost because of the weather that day. They aren't used to hot weather. I already said they might lose because of this!
A: Okay, you're just making EUxcuses
by A Dumbass November 13, 2021
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It is her first time partying in the United States, let's see if she'll become an EU Mudshark.
Olga went to LA for vacation and returned back to Norway as an EU Mudshark.
Look at Ana, it's her first time in Miami, she's such an EU Mudshark, only hooking up with the Black folks.
Olga went to LA for vacation and returned back to Norway as an EU Mudshark.
Look at Ana, it's her first time in Miami, she's such an EU Mudshark, only hooking up with the Black folks.
by Roludo Sojaka February 7, 2019
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