A person similar to bill gluckmin , has money has power and Is down with da bitches and hoes. He also seems to be very manly in stature. However sometimes he Blows up his friends toilet and bathroom.
by Edward cullin October 24, 2012
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1) The multi-talented rapper, music producer, graphic artist, webmaster and mastermind behind Feminem.com and other various websites including Essix.net and TGround.com, that praises the aspects of individuality, originality, and talent, and stands against mainstream exploitation and closed-mindedness.
2) Alias derived from the phrase "S6," which was derived from Scorpio 6 (the Zodiac sign and day of birth of the user of the alias), used by the mastermind of various websites including Feminem.com, Essix.net, and TGround.com for music-creation purposes and other online endeavors. (2004; Created by Essix)
3) Alias replacing "DJ Jake" with the release of "Reactions" on December 14th, 2004.
1) The multi-talented rapper, music producer, graphic artist, webmaster and mastermind behind Feminem.com and other various websites including Essix.net and TGround.com, that praises the aspects of individuality, originality, and talent, and stands against mainstream exploitation and closed-mindedness.
2) Alias derived from the phrase "S6," which was derived from Scorpio 6 (the Zodiac sign and day of birth of the user of the alias), used by the mastermind of various websites including Feminem.com, Essix.net, and TGround.com for music-creation purposes and other online endeavors. (2004; Created by Essix)
3) Alias replacing "DJ Jake" with the release of "Reactions" on December 14th, 2004.
by Essix April 16, 2005
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All five-paragraph essays begin with an introduction ("tell 'em what you're gonna tell 'em!") followed by three body paragraphs ("tell 'em!") and a frighteningly repetetive conclusion ("tell 'em what you told 'em!").
All five-paragraph essays begin with an introduction ("tell 'em what you're gonna tell 'em!") followed by three body paragraphs ("tell 'em!") and a frighteningly repetetive conclusion ("tell 'em what you told 'em!").
My teacher is making me write a five-paragraph essay on why I shouldn't think for myself and write creatively in school, but it's like way too boring.
by spenceronehalf December 15, 2005
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Jeff: "Hey, do you want to watch Star Wars tonight?"
Bryan: "No way! I'm writing a midnight essay, and it's already 7 p.m."
Bryan: "No way! I'm writing a midnight essay, and it's already 7 p.m."
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Tom - "We're going to see a movie, wanna come along?"
Ray - "No, I've still got this clusterfuck of an essay to write."
William -"You mean the one where you have to write five pages about what your favorite aspect of Beowulf was and why?"
Ray - "Yep. See you guys monday."
Ray - "No, I've still got this clusterfuck of an essay to write."
William -"You mean the one where you have to write five pages about what your favorite aspect of Beowulf was and why?"
Ray - "Yep. See you guys monday."
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