electron affinity

The amount of energy released when an electron is added to the valence shell of an isolated gaseous atom

Highest electron affinity in the periodic table is of chlorine (Cl)

by Kakashi Hatake 1234567 April 17, 2018

electron mudflow

When you you pull anal beads out of a girls ass and she climaxes and shits all over immediately from the gaping hole.

I was fucking this girl in the chemistry lab supply room when she had an electron mudflow.

by Danger ranger August 4, 2014

electron pusher

disambiguation of "pencil pusher" a person with a clerical job involving a lot of tedious and repetitive computer work

J: "Hey team, I just moved all our work projects into JIRA!"

Q: "Jeff, you are such an electron pusher"

by RBaron June 21, 2022

Electron: Chat App

the threquel to the game "Roblox Chat Simulator" and "Roblox Chat Simulator 2", the game where you could get clapped by little timmies online in dms

New player: Bro, is this RCS3?
Nerd: Ermm, ackshually, it's "Electron: Chat App"!

by AlphaStage May 24, 2024

free electron

Someone without actual job responsibilities who inflicts his/her opinions on people with real jobs in an effort to get them to do additional work.

"Don't take another meeting with him! He is just a free electron creating work for everyone else."

by SarcasmGirl May 10, 2017

The Erection-Electron Theory

When electrons get excited, they jump electron energy levels (n=1 to 2, 3, 4, etc.) The only way they can come back down the energy levels is to release energy in the form of photons of light.
Likewise, when a male becomes excited (and thus has an erection), the only way to make the penis come back down energy levels is to release energy in the form of sperm.
Hence, the Erection-Electron Theory explains the correlation between scientific theory and everyday practices.

Wow! The Erection-Electron Theory explains everything that is wrong in the world!

by nykfn20 January 24, 2009

mind-over-electron

1. To have zen like powers of electronics and computing hardware and software.
2. see "deep hack mode"

"Frank used the power of mind-over-electron to root this box in 0 seconds flat"

by gml December 12, 2003