Drummers patience

The patience displayed by a drummer when he/she only gets to play a small percentage of the time in a practice (i.e. fifteen minutes out of four hours) because the melodic instruments can't figure out the chords. This is often confused with 'drummers syndrome', which is when the drummer is blamed for having ADD, but if you read the above discription, ADD is not the case.

Drummers patience is displayed when; the drummer counts off...."1,2,3.." guitarist says, "wait! Is it C to A or.." bassist, "No no, it's C to C sharp..isn't it?" the keyboardist, " NO, it's C for two measures then..." At this point the drummer starts to play on his own, or puts the sticks down and walks away.

by Malliot June 5, 2007

bumper dumper

When two cars are parked close enough together that you can rest each a butt cheek on each bumper to take a shit.

Oh man! If i can't find a bathroom i'm going to have to pull a bumper dumper.

by Munchus Maximus December 4, 2013

Drummer

Comes from the musical instument (Drums) played by the member of a band, usually sits at the back of the stage. Without this godlike creature there would be no rythem to the music and havoc would incurr.

Plays with the precise action that only a master craftsman can obtain. Thats right, with sticks. Only people with the right personality combination can become a drummer. That person blessed will also probably have to owm some sort of 'kit' to play with. And although guitarists are cool, there're one-hundred a penny. Sadly.

Dom Howard is drummer. He's lovely.

by Han April 1, 2005

drummer

A drummer is a person who belongs in a band, and along with the bassist, tends to be unappreciated. As the prime majority of the "band curse" the drummer is ususally the first member of a band to leave or be kicked out. Usually responsible for keeping beat and band in line. Without a drummer, the band is lost.

Guitarist: I'm so cool Ive got straigt F's and I don't know how to read my music, but i'm the best known and the richest.
Singer: I'm not so cool I can read music but dont play and insturment, I am pretyer than the guitarist.
Bassist: No one knows my name but me and the drummer are best freinds and the band depends on us to keep them on the right line.
Drummer: Me and the bassist pay the bills, find the gigs, and are never given any credit for being in the band.

by Random useless voices April 9, 2006

DRUMMEREST

THAT FUCKING AWESOME FAKE BOB BRYAR FROM THE MCR FACEBOOK BAGE THAT NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT, BUT HE DOES HAVE AN AWESOME MIDDLE NAME. FURRR SHUUURE.

DRUMMEREST KNOWS. DRUMMEREST KNOWS.

by Drummerest July 8, 2011

Thumper Dumper

The type of dump that makes your pants fit better and makes your legs quiver.

Last night when we got back from KFC I had a thumper dumper!

by Dr. Lipschitz August 26, 2010

Drummers

The coolest person or group of people in any band or orchestra

By far one of the funniest but also the hardest instrument to play
And sadly most drummers are almost never recognized its only the vocalist. John Bonham, and Dennis Chambers are awesome drummers

"Hey was that you playing the drums?"
"Yah, it's a lot of fun"
"You sound like an awesome guy, the band is nothing without you"
"Well I guess I just love being one of the drummers"

by Drumin all day January 1, 2013