douchechill

A reflexive physical manifestation of the base emotional reaction that occurs when one encounters something they find decidedly offensive and/or insulting at either an instinctual or intellectual level.

Everytime I hear someone refer to the simple act of living life as "their journey," I get douchechills up and down my spine.

by Useyername October 28, 2009

douchesicle

douche bag on a popsicle stick
comes in many flavors including new car, evergreen, and cherry

hey hand me a douchesicle
or
man, you are such a douchesicle, i hate you

by Melanie Anderson October 1, 2007

Douchemire

- The ultimate form of doucheness.

- Only exhibited by one who surpasses all others in his or her ability to be a douche.

- Displayed by punk boys who believe themselves to be men.

- An extreme case of douchemire is accompanied by an innate ability to be a pussy. The douchemire in question has no known XX chromosome.

She left likes that douchemire? Stupid bitch..

by Miss no good February 10, 2010

Doucheballer

These individuals create the illusion that they have endless amounts of money, clothing, and jewelry. They're attire is usually found in the 50% off section of a bargain basement sale. Their jewelry is often purchased at a mall kiosk. They often carry a large roll of cash, which includes one larger bill at the top, and much smaller bills beneath to give that "baller" illusion. Their car (if they have one) is 10+ years old and usually has a very large wing on the back, and an audio system that sounds like a coffee can filled with nickels being shaken by a paint mixer.

A 92' Civic with 14" spinner hubcaps, and a 2-foot high wing on the trunk...now that's a doucheballer

by DouchebagNews March 29, 2010

Douchezilla

1. A douchebag of monsterous proportions. The king of all douchebags. One who is a terror to coworkers, partners and family for his douchebaggery ways. Generally unliked by his peers for behavior unsuitable for humane society.

2. An asshat man who cheats on his wife with you. Then leaves her for you and then returns to his wife six weeks later. Then the cycle repeats, multiple times.

Jesse wants me to take him back after he has gone back and forth between his wife and I...six times! What a Douchezilla!

by Berry817 October 22, 2010

douchechills

The feeling you get when something is so incredibly embarassing and/or retarded, you have to avoid making contact or avert your attention with it or else taking the risk of feeling like a total loser-douche.

From some shitty teen movie, popularized by the latenight Washington Area radio show "The Hideout Featuring El Jefe and J Dubs"

by Offbeat December 1, 2004

douchesilo

Upgrading from the terms "Douchebag" and "Douchebox" (Which means 2 or more douchebags), Douchesilo is a whole building commited to storing douches.. Which hold semen.. Like Dennis Uren..

Person1: "Man, that Dennis guy just tried to play a game of bag-tag with me, AGAIN!"

Person2: "Man, he's such a douchesilo.."

Person1: "..."

*Long Pause*

Person1: "You're fucked."

by Steven Coulson May 15, 2008