Double Deuce

When 2 people each put one cheek on a toilet seat and simultaneously poop. Two people, one toilet.

Joann and Kain did a double deuce together this morning.

by poopygirl69 November 20, 2011

Double Deuce

Using two of the same attack at the same time to totally own someone into last week.

"My girlfriend is cuter than yours."
"...DOUBLE DEUCE!"
*punches in the face and kicks in the groin*
"Suck it."

by Robert Akins June 2, 2004

double deuce juice

1) (n) 22 oz of cold 45 ml beer.
2) (n) Colt 45

Dat Dread Drinkin a double deuce juice

by shane June 18, 2003

double deuce delight

A dude takes a dump facing the opposite direction, as in facing the tank. Simultaneously, a girl goes back-to-back on him a takes a dump. Same time. Same bowl. Afterwards, (or during, depending on taste) they reach around and pleasure each other manually.

I'm so comfortable with Beth these days, I showed her the double deuce delight.

by josB April 10, 2009

double dip deuce

A 2-step shitting method. The first motion is where you simultaneously shotgun dip, shit and flush using momentum. The second dip is where one shits any residuals nuggets and wipes the ass.

Joe: Hey Drew I'm having a hard time shitting these days.

Drew: Well maybe you need to Double Dip Deuce to force it out. Good luck bruh.

by Original_Gax December 3, 2017

deuce double quad

The name of the residence of Charlie and Jason.

What was once known as 244, is now the deuce double quad.

by Hula Shake June 15, 2004

Double deuce

Aka (a Deuce and a half) when one has a bowel movement, stands up to leave and by the act of standing, loosens another piece of feces and and one has to abandon the plan to leave the bathroom to go back,sit down and finish it again.

Also know as a gmc jimmy ton and a half truck Circa ww2.

Grampa told me about his war times and the big trucks he worked on, like the double deuce.

by Bonnie mc fucking cannon June 26, 2024