dodge douchebag

The epitome of someone who drives a dodge. Their driving skills are douchey, for example they drive fast and slam on the breaks and disregard everyone else. And also it's common for a dodge douchebag to park directly in front of the door at a gas station. dodge

That Ram just cut me off ! What a Dodge douchebag.

by Junkhead98 October 28, 2015

dodge dick

A person who usually drives a piece of shit, rusted out old dodge ram or a lifted ram who has a small dick and parks like an asshole

Person A - Look at that third gen cummins parked up on that curb
Person B - Looks like dodge dick to me

by Boobs taste nice October 8, 2019

Coat Hanger Dodger

An individual who avoided being hit with the coat hanger for nine months before birth. This person usually grows up to be a very good dancer.

Jeff Y is such a coat hanger dodger.
Yeah, I'll bet he's a great dancer.

by Dekker August 2, 2008

dodged that bullet

If someone has dodged a bullet, they have successfully avoided a very serious problem.

Oh my lord! I just found out that my ex just had his second illegitimate baby. Dodged that bullet!

by Wishon March 30, 2010

Dodgen Middle School

A middle school in east cobb where fuckboys and Thots swarm to because there rich white parent want them to get a good education. The social class is usually divided into groups the thats, the fuckboys, the emo/week oo/ social justice warriors, the nerds, the skaters, and finally one that dips into all ( the skater kid). The whole school is white and Asian with usually 1 or 2 black kids that the white kids worship. Let's get to the feel of dodgen, the teachers are from hell ( except that cool 6th grade SS teacher ) . The main Satan teacher is that bitch 7th grade teacher that runs silent lunch yeah fuck you. The cafeteria food has mold on it and is always 100% expired,and taste like shit. The 8th graders Juul in the bathroom and since half of the school are snitches you of course get in trouble. Teachers give you way too much work and if your popular you don't get marked for late work.the thats run the school and only few Christian Thot exterminators and patrol stop them (that one 7th grade kid on my bus that screams begone thotomiss prime). But dodgen is shit and roaches are everywhere and dress code is fucked up like damn we in the 21st century but you can't wear leggng like fuck y'all teacher just because you got a ugly body dosent mean the thotties can show off theirs.

Average fuckboi : fuck you mom and dad just drive me in the Bugatti today bitch!
Parents: ok have a nice day
Thot to fuck boi: omg can I suck you 1 inch cock average fuckboi
Average member /skater : begone Thot

Autistic kid: reeeeeeeeeeeeeee dodgen reeeeeee
Thot: I fucking hate dodgen middle school
Mrs. wiles : silent lunch all of you dodgen middle school reeeeeeeeee
Everyone : Dodgen Middle School sucks

by Thotslayer225 June 5, 2018

coffin dodger

An elderly person trying to over stay their worth on planet earth

The pension queue at the local post office is populated by coffin dodgers

by coff-in dodd-ge-rr October 14, 2003

filter dodge

A deliberate misspelling of an offensive term in order to bypass an online site's "filter", which often censors these terms. For example, fuck becomes f.uck.

I got banned from the message board for using too many filter dodges.

by bob882 July 7, 2004