Dirty-Dietrich

When you take a poop and the water splashes back up into your rectum bum bum cavity.

I had to shower after that dirty-Dietrich.

by An0nymouse666999 June 14, 2021

Dmitrii

great awesome guy that everyone loves. Every time girls are around him, they want to date him. He is very funny and has a nice accent.

Omg, its Dmitrii im soooo jelly.

I know right!

by zestvfx March 22, 2022

Dmitri

1. a hallucinogenic drug (also known as Dimethyltryptamine), found in a wide variety of plants, cats, and the pineal gland and spine of humans.
2. a portal.

1. Did you bring Dmitri?
2. I need to go to Dmitri.

by Louis Wain II March 9, 2009

Dietrich Blumpkin

this is when one recieves a blumpkin but is not sitting on a toilet bowl. The receiver just starts shitting whereever he is receiving the blowjobs. also known as a Lindy Blumpkin because the origins are said to have started in Lindenhurst.

Yo mike was getting head in his bed, but let his bowels loose and got the dietrich blumpkin!

by Tom H. November 11, 2006

dmetri

Someone who is badass, has a angry exterior but is soft and caring on the inside, is fully committed in his relationship and is trustworthy, also loves a cold ale on any given night

That's a real dmetri.

I wish I was dmetri.

by Maggotnation January 4, 2014

Dmitriy

He is a wonderful guy from edgemont. He loves logan

Logan stop making out with Dmitriy

by TurnieR January 30, 2018

Marc the Spark malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess

From the latin "marcus sparticus swe'disceranus" This is the ultimate nickname to give someone, and only once you have reached mach 3.9991347592 can u achieve this...(see definition of mach rating)

a man was walking down the street. He saw a guy with long blonde hair crossing the road. As he saw this he exclaimed, "The saviour has arisen! long live lord Marc the Sparc malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess...

by Staaaaani June 19, 2004