Dmitri

1. a hallucinogenic drug (also known as Dimethyltryptamine), found in a wide variety of plants, cats, and the pineal gland and spine of humans.
2. a portal.

1. Did you bring Dmitri?
2. I need to go to Dmitri.

by Louis Wain II March 9, 2009

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A Canadian university student who has immigrated from Belarus (aka. Russia). Typically found drunk singing the Russian national anthem at local bars/pubs/family restaurants.

That guy is drunk on four beers - he's so obviously dmitri...

by Testicleez July 26, 2006

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Sexy blonde Russian male that seems fine and dandy until you realize that he occasionally cross dresses. Usually a giant man whore that admits he's gay and taken. When you try to screw him, his giant ass Russian boyfriend kicks your ass.

Boy 1: Did you see Dmitri last night?

Boy 2: Oh yeah, that gay ass Russian guy I thought was a girl?

Boy 1: No way, man.

by VeckAero May 16, 2012

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Dmitri is that guy who plays outdated games and tells really bad jokes. He generally thinks he is hysterical but in reality, people think he is a dumbass. However, he is Russian and generally is good at academics which annoys people as they want more reasons to hate him.

Dmitri is an annoying fuck

by Peter Snider May 19, 2021

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One of the kindest, most talented and amazing people you'll ever meet. He's fun and intelligent, and has great style. He is probably one of the funniest people you'll encounter, and makes you laugh with ease. He is athletic, hot, compassionate, sweet, adorable, and has a fantastic personality. Not only this, but he somehow makes everyone around him's life 10x better by being around him.

"Dmitri has an amazing personality."

by alexaisreallyreallycool May 28, 2019

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