dictor scale

Rating someone on a scale of 1 to 10 identifying the odds that you would fuck them.

Brent: "That slut is definitely a 10 on my dictor scale."

Reid: "Yah? She's only an 8 on mine because she was once a dictim of two guys at the same time"

by brentionary September 6, 2013

Boob Distortion

The phenomenon that occurs when a woman wears a graphic t-shirt and the image on the shirt is distorted or stretched due to her ample bosom.

Girl: Damn, the circle on my shirt is now an oval thanks to boob distortion!
Guy: And that's a problem because...?

by Shunsui May 20, 2011

3/4 distorter

A middle stage of the creation of an erection, normally brought about by non-tactile means, which -- if mistaken for a completely flaccid penis -- would make one viewing the penis think the gentleman is exceedingly well-hung.

So she answers the door with some jean shorts on, and all of a sudden I have a 3/4 distorter in my pants.

by DonQuiKong July 20, 2011

distortion

A sound that is not part of the original signal. Distortion can be a modification of the original signal (intermodulation distortion), or generating new signals that result from the interference of a combination of signals (harmonic distortion). Can be characterized as a roughness, fuzziness, harshness, or stridency in the music. There are many distortions that can be measured: IM (intermodulation distortion), harmonic distortion, and TIM (transient intermediation distortion).

Distortion can cause breakup, where the headphone can’t handle the power or the low frequencies, which causes sound to crack up.

by Monster Cable May 22, 2009

dixcore

Being inadvertently out of touch with your surroundings at the expensive of others humour. AKA

When u fuken dicked on and made to feel uncomfortable and/or embarrassed at the expense of others enjoyment

Running + Apple being thrown
Hitting with meticulousness on the chin
= bahhhh dixcore

by FabiD August 9, 2006

distortionate

A level of obesity and incredibly high tissue mass so audaciously out of control that it takes the "proportion" out of "disproportionate"

Hannah is a distortionate mass of flesh and adipose tissue

by #aesthetics March 4, 2015

distance distortion factor

Phenomenon that occurs when seeing a person from a great distance. At such great distances the person has the potential for being attractive, but upon closer inspection is plain haggard. AKA "DDF".
Synonymous with "Fifty Yard Fakeout" and "Good from far but far from good".

"Hey Mike check out that blonde chick up there."
After passing without talking to her, "Wow that was a serious Distance Distortion Factor".

by KamelJockey2001 February 23, 2008