discombobulated

When your mind has a million things running around in it and it makes you act like a fumbling retard.

I am sorry that I put my grandmother's teeth in your coffee, I was discombobulated.

by Sweet C January 20, 2009

discombobulated

fucked up

lastnight I was so discombobulated I left the bar with my ex

by Lil squirrel March 10, 2017

excruciating discomfort

The extremely unpleasant sensation caused by an eyelash lodged in your eye.

While my hot, insatiable librarian lover was straddling me, she expertly removed a stray eyelash just before it entered my eye, thereby saving me from excruciating discomfort.

by Naughty Jazzy May 17, 2008

discombobulate

One of those rare and wonderful words that means exactly what it sounds like. There is no word more onomatopoeic to confusion than discombobulate.

Also, a one-word admonition to Robert for being tardy to a seventies dance party.

I'm all discombobulated.

Disco? Mm, Bob--you late.

by Lady Chevalier May 7, 2005

Discombobulated bobulator

A very confused man and/or woman who is going through tough times. They can also make random choices e.g. Sticking their head down the toilet.

The discombobulated bobulator wondered why his head was in the toilet.

by Bobulated July 21, 2020

Dascomb

another way to say "that's cool"

Zippy: "Hey, did you see the advertisement for Chumbies on PBS?"
Cousin Lou: "Oh, dascomb"

by Kaycie May 1, 2008

disconbooberated

See discombobutlated
dis·com·bob·u·late (dskm-bby-lt)

To throw into a state of confusion. See Synonyms at confuse.

I am totally disconbooberated trying to figure out women.

by averybaddog December 17, 2008