jelly dirting

It's when a lube up penis penetrates an anus that has not been wiped in a while.

Mom: it smell like smells like someone has been jelly dirting.

Son: shut up, like you know what that means..

by ghettojello November 23, 2013

Dirtnap

What CJ from San Andreas gives to Samuel L Jackson at the end of the game. Motherfuckin POPO can't hold down the Johnsons. GROVE 4 LIFE

CJ pulled out the pump shotty n BAN BANG dirtnapped that cop

by JeremyU October 4, 2006

dirtgina

a female's (or male's) anus

It was our anniversary, so she gave up the dirtgina.

by Waste1 September 1, 2008

Dirtnap

When a man becomes so violently drunk he falls asleep mid fuck, but the penis is still erect.

Suzy : Hey Emily did you get off last night?
Emily: No, Adam dirtnapped me again last night

by Pubestar November 6, 2014

dirtnap

When someone is is knocked out from a punch.

After I kicked his ass he took a dirtnap.

by Scott L. May October 1, 2003

dirtinaries

Dirtinaries simply means folks who doesnt have anything better to do than try to make the "Urban Dictionary" a low standard dictionary filled with crap.

Hey, my name is soap blush, and I eat egg for dinner when I wake up on the beaches on Pluto, before I start my dirtinaries.

by donnfoss January 12, 2015

DIRTIONARY

A Dictionary aimed for "dirty" words

Dude, I got trapped on how to curse dat guy so, I gotta go to look at my Dirtionary!

by Alusiv August 3, 2017