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get your dick off my back

When a man is getting all up in your grill either phisicly or otherwise.
Hey John where is that quarterly report?

Shut up Bill GET YOUR DICK OFF MY BACK!
by targonot May 15, 2015
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blow your dick off

Experiencing something so splendid that it's beyond mind blowing. Something so amazingly out of this world, it can only be expressed by comparing the subject to having your dick blown....off (in the best way)
Have you tried Karen's tiramisu? It is so good, it'll blow your dick off!
by @thatblondechick December 1, 2014
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dickofdeath

After a heavy night of drinking you hook up with a girl and cannot get off, while sporting a raging hard on. Hence you will give her the dickofdeath.
I had the dickofdeath with that skank from the club last night.
by gocardscc January 26, 2009
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Jacka ma dikoff

Jacka ma dikoff is the kindest person you will ever meet. He has the fatest cock imaginable and will do anything to please it. If you know a Jacka ma dikoff you are the luckiest person and you should do anything to keep him. Jacka's are the ultimate sexy machine and can go all night if you know what I mean.

to find a Jacka ma dikoff search for a wild fuck boy and follow him to his vape dealer after finding the dealer and buying one he will appear in front of you and begin fucking you.
person.1 hey look it's a wild Jacka ma dikoff.

person 2 watch out if he sees you he will begin rapping you.
by jacka ma dikoff October 28, 2019
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National cut a mans dick off

April 25th when its legal to cut any mans dick off that was bad to you
Victim:Do you know what day is it?
(Male)r@pist:No what?
Victim:Its national cut a mans dick off
R@pist:What??
Victim:*cuts his dick off*
by kambadassihm March 21, 2021
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Beat your dick off

When you punch someone so many times around the genital area that their dick just falls off.
Neil: Hey, you want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: Looks surprised You want to beat my dick off?
Neil: I'll beat your dick off with both hands, let's go!
by Zanbato October 12, 2016
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Dick-off

A "dick-off" is a challenge between men to see who's penis is longer...
Billy: I bet mine is bigger than yours!

Tom: No way man, there is no way yours is bigger than mine.

Billy: Well I guess we will have to have a "dick-off"
by WillyTJr May 8, 2010
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