dickfornuts

1.person who has a penis where his testicles should be
2.insult - word used interchangably with toolbag

That Kelly Kaiser sure is a dickfornuts.

by ba all the way November 10, 2004

Dicklopediac

A person who finds it necessary to publish every word they can think of or the words of others in order to feel as though they have achieved some great accomplishment in life.

Oh my gulosh Mary, where does Marc get some of the words he says? Did he get that shit off Urban Dictionary or what? I don't know Mechelle since he thinks it's necessary to deliver his dicklitude with such sarcasm and you think it's in your denstiny to be a dicklopediac you should add his words if they aren't published yet.

by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008

dickopath

Someone who is such a psychotic fucklord of a human being, that their indicated psychoses leads them into being a total and utter dick. Not just a regular dick either, but a sopping, pus-filled, wart-riddled cockmonster.

What happened to turn you into such a dickopath, Dad?

by EvCrock September 5, 2017

dickopthia

Seeing phallic shapes (dicks) in everything

'That tree looks like a penis!'
No dude, it doesn't. You just suffer from dickopthia

by Bojanglewangle June 3, 2019

dicktop

To paint a penis on the roof of abuilding in the hope a google maps plane or similar will see it and or photograph it. Originated from cNet's podcast the 404.

LOL! I dicktoped my house and now its on google earth

by graymalkin May 7, 2009

Dickopause

The process a man goes through when losing his Penis, This is similar to menopause in which a women goes through losing her ability to have children, the man will become very easily agitated, and become quite violent often. Fear not only lasts 4 months. If it lasts longer end all contact for it may be more than just Dickopaus.

Jamie - "Man my boyfriend is being an ass i think he's going through Dickopause."

Sherry - "Oh that sucks my boyfriend went through that last year."

by Rice Krizpy November 21, 2010

dickfoot

1) a useless asshole that has very few friends
2) someone that is annoying others while they are trying to work
3) a term used amongst males to jokingly insult one another

1) "fuck you dickfoot! nobody wants you here"
2) "stop being such a dickfoot and get back to work"
3) "hows it going dickfoot"

by Felix Raydin January 13, 2009