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Dickbeard

1. Pubic hair.
2. Excessive pubic hair.
3. Pubic hair tailored and groomed to become a sort of long beard.
4. Sticky, cum-slathered pubic hair.
1. My dickbeard is gonna need a trim soon.
2. Damn your dickbeard is messy! Ever comb it?
3. My dickbeard is two feet long, beat that, idiot.
4. My girl had a dickbeard when I got done with her last week!
by Tom Warwick October 25, 2007
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Dickbird

to be dickbirdy, to act like a dickbird aka douchepop, shittits. To act aloof like a lost mule in search of berries. To be generally lacking anything of use, help, or positive impact

A terrible lifting contraption designed to frustrate and possibly kill its occupants if neophytes. Most often found in the blazing sun during late july.
Stop being such a dickbird you dickbirdy mess up.

That is such a dickbird, i wish that didnt exist.

I got the damn dickbird stuck again i am going to kill myself.
by Big Allio August 20, 2008
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discoboarding

it's a kind of snowboarding or skateboarding that someone who's doin' it think thats cool when actually it's weak or he/she is just scared
- hey dude let's hit this big kicker, looks like we can get some dope trick here
- naaah, it's not discoboarding! I'm going to do some flat tricks!
by hcnotdisco March 12, 2009
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dickard

richard and dick combined. Dick is a nickname for richard so a genius from burrillville, ri made up the name dickard.
Girl: Have you seen Rich today?

Guy:You mean Dickard? Yeah he's working at IGA.
by BigBUD926 October 11, 2008
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dicktarded

the unequivocal response to a statement or action that is severely lacking in any trace of logic, reason, or any sort of intellect. used best in conjunction with awkward pauses when someone you don't like makes an obviously wrong statement and you feel like embarrassing them in front of their peers.
Sean: Do you guys think you can go to war and kill someone?

Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.

(silence)

Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.
by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009
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duckboard

jerry purpdrank talks to every girl and just cuts them off, what a duckboard!
by jerry purpdrank May 20, 2015
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Dickchard

An incomplete transformation of the name "Richard" into its nickname form "Dick". Usually refers to a Richard that is not as alpha as other Richards. This beta variant frequently spends his time indulging in off-meta games (ie. Minecraft, Clash of Clans, Surviv.io), and additionally often posts images of his wins despite knowing the fact that it will surely inhibit his reproduction. The macho Richard part of him sometimes breaks through and urges him to participate in jockular activities, such as sports, however the submissive part of him hinders his ability to be any good.
Person 1: That new guy Richard on the vollyball team is ass.
Person 2: lol, he's high-key a Dickchard.
by BigPeewee June 17, 2018
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