dickbeaters

dickbeaters(plural)

A slang term for your hands, when used for masturbation.

dickbeater(singular)

A slang term for a man or woman that masturbates to excess.

Johnnies dickbeaters were slippery from the KY and he dropped the remote.(plural)

Keep your dickbeaters out of the ice chest.(plural)

Dave is a real dickbeater, he jacks it five times a day.(singular)

Debbie is a dickbeater, she gives handjobs to just about anyone. (feminine singular)

by FYGITA July 21, 2009

Dickbeans

Testicles, scrotum, or nut sack; The best name to describe a man's balls.

Nick: Yo, my girlfriend sucked my dickbeans so good last night!
Iggy: Nice.

by A-jaxx October 24, 2014

dickyear

(A):Using entirely too much time for the petty little thing the person is doing,while another person,or other people are waiting,and on a tight schedule,usually making themselves and the other(s)late.
(B):When a project is,or will be expected to use up an extreme amount of time.

(A):Oh my God Kim,Swede is taking an entire dickyear!!!
(B):Man...it's gonna take a dickyear to get that engine put back together!
(C)"Yer takin' a dickyear man...we've got to go now"!!!

by Michael Krans November 24, 2006

Dickbean

The state of being a complete dumbass while also achieving the status of dickhead.

Yeah, especially after he called his dead mother a bitch...fuckin' dickbean.

by alexanderthegreatest June 18, 2011

dickberry

dried cum hangin off your pubes

or your little brother

your mom was jerkin me off last night and i shot my load into the air and it landed on my pubes and she said "IT LOOKS LIKE A DICKBERRY"

by poonlover August 6, 2009

dickboard

When someone draws a dick on the whiteboard on your door in your college residence.

Will: Oh fuck someone dickboarded us!
Mike: They dickboarded us?!?? Fuck those assholes, lets get em'.

by The Third Floor September 17, 2017

Dickheart

1. A word jewish people use to insult people.
2. A word to describe that your dick is where your heart is and vise versa.

Dave called us all dickhearts.

by Brett Snyder October 10, 2005