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demencracy

Putting someone with dementia in power, presumably as a way to save democracy from the Crazy Orange Man.
Uncle Joe became POTUS because of demencracy.
by OnlySmiles September 10, 2021
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The Dementor

The Dementor is a sex position where you assume the misonary position. You then place the blankets over your head like a Dementor from Harry Potter and push down on her stomach, taking all her breath away. It is at this moment you must climax and then make the high pitch squeel of a Dementor. If said female then yells "expecto patronum" well, then you marry her.
She said she like Harry Potter and I gave her The Dementor in bed last night.
by Dracoko4757 December 19, 2016
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Dementor's Kiss

While kissing french or otherwise, one partner will suck the air (soul) out of the other partners mouth and lungs. Also effective in sucking the happiness out of the room.
Steve: If I know I'm not getting any with a girl, I'll give her a Dementor's Kiss.

Dave: What?

Steve: I'll kiss her so I can suck all the air out of her and kill the mood even more.

Dave: What does that do?

Steve: don't know if I'm not getting laid it's just fun.
by Duck duck goose you jerk January 24, 2012
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dementor's kiss

In the Harry Potter series there is a creature called a dementor that is used to guard the wizarding prison of Azkaban. Their special power is the ability to take the joy away from anyone they are near and their most lethal attack is the "dementor's kiss" where they can suck the soul out of a person.

This term can also refer to a case where a poor unsuspecting dude in a bar locks lips with the ugliest broad there. This can either be done by force or with the aid of beer goggles. The result is that he feels miserable and disgusted with himself. Quite like having one's soul sucked out.
"Dude! Dude! I saw that old hag give you the dementor's kiss. You ok?"

"duuuude I'm so ugh so *hiccup* wasted I couldn't even defwend meself."
by lick_mah_clit August 9, 2012
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Dementor

Someone who is in the fringe of your group of friends who is tolerated because it would be a shame to tell them to Fuck off!
They also have some strange ability to turn even the funniest momements into akward ones and sap all happiness from those around.
Person 1 : Never invite jim to out for a drink

Person 2 : Why not

Person 1 : Cuz he's a fucking Dementor
by derek m is gay February 26, 2009
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Dementor effect

When a person have a good time while another people around him or her having a bad time. This also works backwards.
"Somehow He happy while everybody is sad because we write a quiz. He suck out our happyness. He is like a dementor. Let's purge him!" "He was got killed because he was owned by the Dementor effect."
by McpurplemuffinINTP4W5 November 28, 2016
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dick dementor

Someone who gives a blowjob so good they suck a piece of your soul out
Babe, what's the matter with you? You've been laying in bed babbling for the past 10 minutes

Nothing...I just...you sucker me retarded. You're like a goddamn dick dementor
by RememberZapata October 24, 2015
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