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on demand

To get something "on demand" or "on-demand" is to get it whenever you want it, usually using the Internet.
I can get music on demand at (website), and movies on demand with pay-per-view.
by WombatAscension June 13, 2004
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Demanding damsel in distress

The attractive woman at work who plays the coquette and victim when it suits her but also demands respect and advancement. Coworkers either hate her or swoon over her. No one is neutral in their opinions of her.
"Can you believe that Stacey charged her supervisor with harassment? He just asked her to do her job."

"Yeah and now she got a promotion on top of it!"

"She's a demanding damsel in distress."
by Cirdellin January 13, 2010
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Demandosaurus

Someone who demands attention or always needs help doing everything in Dinosaur-like proportions
"Bitch massage my feet, then take out the trash, clean the litter box, knit me hat, stand in the line at the dmv and I'll wait in the car until our number is called so I dont have to see the worst cases of people of walmart and some McNuggets."

"Fuck you, you evil Demandosaurus"
by NOneckHOBO January 9, 2010
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Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses

Debut full length album by American grindcore band, BRUTAL TRUTH.
Guy#1: Hey, what's your favorite Brutal Truth album?
Guy#2: Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses.
Guy#1: Me too!
by NuclearAssualtLover243 December 4, 2010
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Meat On Demand

Two people who marry and fuck each other silly!!!
Wife: Sexy hubby, where is my Meat on Demand?

Hubby: Ritgh here in my pants! (pointing at his junk)
by Nerd blast September 12, 2016
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Dick on Demand

A concept in which a person has access to so many male sexual partners that they are able to get laid whenever they please
Jose: I need some good dick but I ain’t got no man

Daisy: shit girl, I got Dick on Demand I can get you a man right now. any preferences?
by DDstyle May 24, 2022
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Demand Dysfunction

What Is DF?
Demand Dysfunction (DF) is a bacterium that causes dysfunctions in the membranes of the body. It is tough to treat, as it is most likely to spread, like most ROBLOXian infections -- or -- because it's resistant to some commonly used antibiotics.

The symptoms of DF depend on how long you have traded demand for. DF effects the membranes of the body, like the brain and spinal cord, making it hard to walk, having an obession with demand, and major mood swings.

Even though DF is not that serious and could be cured easily, it could spread if delayed treatement, making symptoms worsen as time goes on. These symptoms could become potentially life-threatening.

What Causes DF?
DF is caused by a bacterium known as demandiliaso, which is a quick spread throughout the body if untreated. Usually, this is caused by constant demand obession, like Void Star or CF, which opens your immune system up to the bacterium.
Benny: WTF
Item: Bro does RD have Demand Dysfunction?
by 󠀀 March 5, 2019
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