Decidering

Attempting to make a sensible decision while drunk.

Dude, you drove here, and you just had 48 beers, how you gonna get home?!

I'm just decidering..

by arianaford July 6, 2010

dithering prat

Someone who has an asshole as a fucking brain. they can be found wearing underwear on their heads and playing air guitar at rock concerts. so basically someone who acts shitfaced all the time.

God fucking damnit!!!You dithering prat!

by nourmarie August 5, 2007

Deterling

1- A person with an exceptionaly hairy ass crack that cannot be contained by conventional pants, belts or suspenders. 2- also can be used to describe said crack.

Is that guy wearing a sweater under his T-shirt?... nope sorry, that's just his deterling

by Definitly not Woj October 28, 2010

deetering

The act (or lack thereof) of being lazy.

The newspaper almost didn't make it to press because the staff was so intent on deetering instead of working.

by Malcom XXX May 13, 2005

delivering

When you deliver a load of semen to her and not on her.

ex. I'm delivering.
ex. I just delivered!

by Kyle Science December 4, 2017

deering wheel

the wheel used to drive a unicorn, deer, or any other small cute or mythical creature

not to be confused with "steering wheel" which is used to steer more unattractive and non-magical creatures such as steers, horses, or your ex boyfriend

did you get a new deering wheel for your magical pony?

it is so much easier to reach lollipop fields on your pony when you have a deering wheel to lead it to sugary pastures

by magicalunicornsexistfool August 30, 2011

dekivering

To bring a small animal to certain death.

It was sad dekivering the cricket to the lizard. Poor Jiminy. delivered killed

by Baconator241 August 28, 2014