Declaration of Independence

Filing for divorce.

The legal document recognized on July 4, 1776 in Philadelphia by the Continental Congress and signed by many of our founding fathers, announcing a seccesion of the 13 Colonies from Great Britain. It is the event by which we celebrate Independence Day.

The Declaration of Independence was probably the single-most important document that changed the world as we know it.

by [e-mail] August 21, 2007

degeneration-x

The Degeneration-X (DX) are the most controversial faction in the WWE. The factions members include: Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Chyna, Rick Rude, "Big Daddy Cool" Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Bad Ass Billy Gun, Road Dogg Jesse James, and X-Pac. This faction is known for many funny acts during the show, such as the DX Election, and the mocking of The Nation Of Domination. Basically these superstars (Wrestlers) love pissing off Vince Mcmahon (WWE CEO). Their signature signs are: the infamous SUCK IT! chant, and Crotch Chops.

The Degeneration-X have made their mark in WWE history!

by Inmate187 June 20, 2006

Universal Declaration of Human Rights

Some bullshit document that nobody follows.

Random person: “I’m protected by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights!”
Random person: “Nobody’s watching so it doesn’t matter. Do you have any evidence to prove that whatever happened happened? You don’t? Well, that’s too bad for you.”

by Mo’Nique vs. Precious September 24, 2020

99 Percent Declaration

A piece of crap bullied onto anyone it can be shoved at, against the consensus of the community and general OWS movement.

The Demands Working Group tried to explain the 99 Percent Declaration, but nobody cared.

by Someonethatbelievesinconsensus November 5, 2011

declaration of war

once again there's a threat to our world - a rebel against peace! His name: EREN JAEGER

this is a declaration of war 🔪

by levi's third sword January 15, 2021

declaration of independence

the very first time you jerk off after breaking up with your girlfriend

i havent came like that since my declaration of independence.

by culinarythug February 5, 2010

decleration of independance

1. The document that severs america from britain.

2. A divorce contract.

1. John Hancock signed the decleration.

2 man my wife is a b**** i'm get a decleration of independance

by Nickoles January 15, 2007