DaVon Stewart is a walking legend of a man in the prime age of 37 yrs old residing in the
Nevada desert in the City of Sins.
His business card simply says ‘I’ll Call You”
He is considered a national treasure in countries he’
s never visited.
He can kill two stones with one
bird
Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect
He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle
Superman has pijamas with his logo
Once he ran a marathon because it was “on the way”
He once ignited a 510 battery - using only his hands.
1. General use: I saw Elon Musk was waiting in the lobby - rumor has it he's hoping to catch DaVon Stewart for an elevator pitch.
2. In popular culture: The
said the new AVD carts modeled their aesthetic over DaVon Stewart's Jawline
3. Modified usage:
Florida was absolutely dismantled by Hurricane Ian - good thing DaVon was out that day.
