An annoying little shit of a child, likes to annoy everyone around him despite knowing that they hate him very much. likes to make corny jokes and do prop comedy even though it makes people want to stab him in the throat with a spork.
makes his mother want to drink heavily. Is permanently scarred by his sister roasting him daily and telling penis jokes.
eats the memes, breathes the memes, shits the memes.

Randomchick: this guy i hang out with is so annoying
Randomguy: must be a Davontre
Randomchick: how did you know?
Randomguy: Davontres are obnoxious

Davontre by TotallyNotLiz May 9, 2018

Related Words

Davontre • Davonte • Davontae • Damontre • Devontre • Davontesexual • deavontrey • Devontrell • Devontreonna • devontrey

Davontre

A really neat-o dude with a rad-itude. Super bodacious.

Davontre is really groovy

Davontre by Smolboihohef September 17, 2018

Davonte

1 a nice guy who will do anything for anyone and trys to keep his cool most of the time

2is very loving and caring

That boy is davonte

Davonte is a nice person and useful

Davonte by Bossman_315 October 18, 2017

Davonte

Nasty Basketball or Football player
Always gonna be your nigga
Reliable
Argues about the best NBA/NFL players

Davonte is a humble hot, sexy guy

Davonte by HimynamesJimmy November 15, 2018

Davonte

1.A nice guy who would do anything for anyone and keeps his cool

2.Very loving and caring

That boy is a Davonte

Davonte by MomoLove♥♥ November 15, 2010

Davontae

A man with enormous penis. Much larger than a Dylan's. Mostly comes in caramel skin tone with "kill a bitch dead" facial features.

Soon as you start domin you gon know I'm a Davontae ass nigga.

Davontae by Theonenonly92 May 10, 2014

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026