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DaVon Stewart is a walking legend of a man in the prime age of 37 yrs old residing in the Nevada desert in the City of Sins.

His business card simply says ‘I’ll Call You”
He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited.
He can kill two stones with one bird
Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect
He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle
Superman has pijamas with his logo
Once he ran a marathon because it was “on the way”
He once ignited a 510 battery - using only his hands.
1. General use: I saw Elon Musk was waiting in the lobby - rumor has it he's hoping to catch DaVon Stewart for an elevator pitch.

2. In popular culture: The said the new AVD carts modeled their aesthetic over DaVon Stewart's Jawline

3. Modified usage: Florida was absolutely dismantled by Hurricane Ian - good thing DaVon was out that day.
by 2nd_most_interesting_man2122 October 27, 2022
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