darstardly

Act of evil fiendishness, especially concerning global domination.

Penelope: Stop Dick stop...you must...
Dick: Hahahaha...nothing can stop me now...
Penelope: You are darstardly Dick...

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

Daytarded

When you don't recognize a place in the daytime because you've only been there at night, drunk.

"Brendon and I drove down Main Street looking for my car the next morning and we couldn't find it because we didn't recognize anything since we've only been there at night when we were hammered. Total case of Daytardedness"

by Absolut Ang April 13, 2010

Dastardly Head

While performing nefarious oral sex, the one performing twists their pubic hair as if it was their mustache. Evil laughing is encouraged.

"While she was munching on my unkempt box, she twisted my pubes into two dreads she wore as a mustache. She called it Dastardly Head."
"You have all the luck with women."

by Larry The Unstable Guy March 29, 2021

Dick Dastardly

1. When someone is being mean, cruel or nasty this word can be used to describe them

2. Famous evil animated cartoon character from the wacky races cartoon series

that person is so Dick Dastardly

by Edward Aldred-Dow May 3, 2006

Dastard

An Individual Who Performs Dastardly Acts Such As Closing Taco Bell.

The Manager Is Such A Dastard

by mastergirth September 11, 2011

Dastardly

The main character from classics Hanna Barbera cartoons Dastardly & Mutley in Their Flying Machines and Wacky Racers.

In Dastardly & Mutley in Their Flying Machine, Dastardly tries to catch a pigeon with your squad.

In Wacky Racers, Dastardly is a racer of 00 car and always tries to retire your opponents of race for win.

Also in some regions, refers to Michael Schumacher because your controversial moves in some races in F-1.

Dastardly:Stop the pigeon!

by New_urban September 2, 2010

Dertardism

Der-tard-ism - The process in which the minds of people are becoming virally infected with utter stupidity. The development of one's mind being affected by something really dumb. Perhaps having listened to someone or having watched something that is so fucking retarded that you are now literally dumber and your overall IQ drops for having done so.

Guy 1: Hey did you happen to see all the latest political trash-talking commercials on T.V. for the up-coming election?

Guy 2: Oh yeah I did! Boy I'd say we've really reduced ourselves to that of a bunch of mudslinging primates. Having watched those ads really made me a dumber person!
Guy 1: I know! After watching them I felt as if someone just performed a lobotomy on me!!
Guy 2: I'd say we got ourselves a classic case of dertardism on our hands. Probably because we are too busy jerking off and watching football to pay attention to our own politics leaving us in the shit storm that we're in.

Guy 1: I agree brother. Now lets go grab a beer and watch the game and let Donald Trump keep fucking us over while we sit and complain but yet do nothing about it.!
Guy 2: Yeah! Then we can watch more of those mudslinging political ads and base our decisions purely based on that! Idiocracy is among us! Derrrp!

by ballen69 October 24, 2019