Mittens & Darling

In a world, where good cop meets nice cop... you have, Officers Mittens & Darling. Their sole motivation for entering law enforcement came from the same cause. Taking down the person responsible for killing their ethnic families. Baron von Grant. Grant, a Nazi sympathizer, is hellbent on seeing through a plan he calls "the Paco-ronus". A badly punned usage of the Harry Potter spell Patronus; where he intends to build a wall along the border. Davis dipping all "undesirables" in the process... Luckily for humanity, Officer Mittens & Darling are both white, and take him out for ice cream and tickles instead.

If it weren't for the adorable Mittens & Darling, I'd probably have a hot Takis up my dickhole right about now.

by PacoElTaco June 2, 2018

Kill your darlings

“In writing, you must kill your darlings.” --William Faulkner

This literary advice refers to the dangers of an author using personal favorite elements. While these may hold special meaning for the author, they can cause readers to roll their eyes for reasons such as:

-Purple prose
-Narm
-Egregious overuse of a word or phrase

Did he seriously just use the word "egregious" up there? Dude, kill your darlings.

by FeO2 October 15, 2012

Bone Dancing

Hot, wet sex.

That chick is such a slut. She is always looking to go Bone Dancing.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

white girl dancing

when a female dances with her arms moving up down and around her own body adding hip/body sways

brett : yo why is she dancing like that
chad : oh dude she’s just white girl dancing

by mckbell May 22, 2021

Dancing Polish Cow

The reason we are still alive.

Jessica: Thank God!
John: No, thank Dancing Polish Cow.

by bruhbruh101 September 27, 2020

Dancing is Forbidden

What you say to someone when they ask you "This is a good beat. Why aren't you dancin'?"

Meatwad: This is a good beat, why aren't you dancin'?

Master Shake: Dancing is forbidden!

by SecondChild April 10, 2008

Dancing

Not giving a shit about what other people think of you as you move you body gracefully (or not so gracefully) rhythmically to the beat of music. Often done at parties, discos, etc... Can be done on one's own but is more fun done in pairs or in groups.

Man that party was CRAZY! We were dancing all night and all mornin'!

by Captain Capable November 10, 2012