Abstinence Program

Any videogame or game that consumes your life and causes nobody to like you

two famous abstinence programs are WoW and, more laughably bad, Runescape. Much funner than wearing a chastity belt

by Xtreme2252 March 8, 2009

abstinence

It's a choice god dammit. Who cares if someone is a fat churchie, an atheist, skinny or whatever. It doesn't matter. If someone chooses abstinence good for them, if not, shut the fuck up.

Shut the hell up you whiny bastards. Abstinence is a choice that you can't force people to make. And for the sake of argument, I'm still a virgin so you can't say I'm on the side of having sex either.

by Fantastic Dan September 30, 2005

abstinence

Sex can wait, masterbate!

ATM= abstinence till marriage

by bob March 30, 2005

Abstinence bases

Just like the other set of bases only abstinence is involved and normally is the following order:

1. Polite chatter
2. eye contact
3. an odd joke
4. furious dry humping

me and that nice girl rounded the abstinence bases las t night.

by yo mama jokes April 3, 2010

abstinence

n. ab'-stuh-nuhns

1) The act of not indulging in a certain conduct or desire.
2) The act of remaining a virgin until marriage.

1) Marco practiced abstinence to end his addiction to cigarettes.
2) Emilia used abstinence to stay sexually pure for her future husband.

by Megan A November 29, 2006

Always Abstinence April

Tradition/challenge involving not masturbating for the entire month of April. Typically a punishment for those who failed No Nut November.

Edgy Boi: Yo, did you beat NNN?
Edgy Boi 2: No. I guess I'll be doing Always Abstinence April.

by Radical Conservative December 28, 2018

sexual abstinence

Voluntarily not having sex. This could be for a period or for a lifetime. Some people who practice this have spiritual reasons. Others want to avoid pregnancy or STDs.

Did you practice sexual abstinence until you married your wife?
-Yes, and it was worth it too.

by somekid1981 June 30, 2009