Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past

He is the ghost of christmas past, and he is here to show you what christman was like.
alright.

1. THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO.

2. The toys were also deficated upon because they were so STUPID.

3. I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying. And he does not wear a shirt.

by You Stole my Wristwatch August 7, 2004

cybernet

An intentional "misspelling" of "internet," as an alternative to the more popular "intarweb".

im lyk serfing teh cybernet, d00d.

by squarecircle September 11, 2008

Cybersepticism

The obsessive compulsive behavior of cleaning up your junk email every five seconds in an endless effort to maintain your digital hygiene as if otherwise your online profile would rotten away, wiping the existence of the pathetic internet freak that you are.

Dude, your cybersepticism is starting to worry me. Let's go outside get some fresh air... Come on, dude. Put the keyboard down... Dude, just let it go... All right, give it to me. Give it to me, now... Wait. Are you crying? Dude... Hey, don't bite me... You know what? Forget it. I'm outta here...

by Wolfgang Amadeus Mustard June 20, 2012

cyberpeeper

1.) One who constantly looks up other people`s online profiles but won`t follow them, so that they can`t be called cyber stalkers.

2.) Every single person that is on the internet.

3.) The more passive and inconspicuous way of keeping your eye on someone online.

Cyberstalkers follow, cyberpeepers watch.

by Pro Cyberpeeper November 13, 2013

cyberext

To engage in virtual sex, commonly referred to as "Cybering" via text message instead of computer. Not sexting, Cyberexting.

Person 1 Hey babe, I'm horny. Wanna cyber? Person 2 Yeah, but I'm not near a computer.. I can text. Wanna cyberext?

by muhmbojuhmno March 16, 2014

cybermuter

A person that will not talk on the telephone, but will text message, chat, or I.M. all damn day. A person that doesn't answer the phone, and exchanges all telephone conversations for Text Messages, Instant Messaging, or Chat over the Internet, even when they are available to answer their phone.

When I called Gina Davis, she didn't answer the telephone, as if BEETLEJUICE was a cybermuter, and had put a zipper over our mouths. Instead, she referred to the "text" book of The Recently Deceased... Its as if both of us had been hushed.

by J.J. Wiggles November 8, 2010

High Cyberlesterol

When a Windows profile gets clogged with useless data to the point that your computer is nearly unusable.

My computer is so slow every click seems like an eternity. I think it has high cyberlesterol

by Jay1ofmany July 7, 2018