Curdled Milk

A mixture only created after a man "beats his meat" using lotion. The aftermath of his explosion leaves a substance containing used lotion and semen sprayed all of his hand, curdled milk.

Aw man... I got curdled milk all over my new bed sheet!

by LukeSmashing January 3, 2017

curbed

Past tense of when you or someone else has been ditched, dumped, or otherwise "kicked to the curb".

Dude 1: Sheila dumped me last Saturday.

Dude 2: That's harsh man.

Dude 1: No shit. I got curbed and she didn't even give me a reason.

by Bulldog6 September 8, 2009

Curbles

Those spinny things in the car wash that wash your car

When I go to a car wash I love to watch the curbles!

by Vormix January 22, 2020

Curbler

A theif who robs junk piles on the side of the road. Similar to a scavenger.

"Good, a curbler took that old washing machine I put out with the trash"

by lol-blight April 9, 2010

Curled one out

Had a poo

'Ralph my puppy, curled one out while I ate my dinner. '

by W25kye September 23, 2017

curled

When someone tries to tell you off and you come up with a good comeback. burned Told

Person A: You are sooo ugly
Person B: Well I'm not as ugly as your momma
Audience: Oooo Curled!

by Dorothy (Kanapaha) December 14, 2008

curled

when you’re drunk to the point of almost blacking out, most likely interacting with other substances (i.e. MDMA, cocaine, nicotine, marijuana)

Bro, I’m so ~curled~ !

by gwyneth&amelia August 17, 2019