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cumtress

n. The female version of a cumpig

A woman who likes to take 2 or more loads of semen in the mouth daily, and on a regular basis.
Did you know Britney sucked off 3 guys last Saturday?

Yeah, she is a real cumtress.
by Dr. Ingmar Selprup August 17, 2010
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cuntcess

A female who thinks she is a princess but is actually just a cunt!
What a cuntcess she is with her crown on the back of her car.
by JMat1 August 1, 2017
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Chuntress

The 21st century British construction of a female whom may look, act and eat like a lesbian/virgin but is in-fact straight and sexually promiscuous.

(the term is thought to be initially coined in the Library of UCLAN university, 2010).
Becky: "Hey, Letti is a lesbian right?"
Shaun: "No! she's had sex with Adam like a ka-billion times! Classical Chuntress.."
by Dr. Yates (Ba, PHd) December 1, 2010
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cuntless

1. A woman who lacks the ability to be a bitch.
“She could be so cuntless with the way she lets people just push her around and take advantage of her like that.”
by The Innocent One November 22, 2017
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Cuntess

She is the lower level of a Cunteen (queen of cunts) a Cuntess is a princess cunt.
She is below the level of a Cunteen, she is a Cuntess. She’s learning.
by Luchar March 15, 2018
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Cuntess

Refers to an extroverted, reckless, impulsive, poorly educated, unintelligent woman who always causes problems for everyone around her. Then tosses the blame outward, looking for any scapegoat to preserve her vain, narcissistic, egomaniacal divinity. The key factor of a Cuntess is that they must uphold a grandiose delusion of absolute personal perfection, which no one may challenge. Essentially, a Cuntess is a forgetful, low-functioning psychopath with an inferiority complex.
The Cuntess threw out her favourite CD, telling me she wasn't interested in the band any more. Now she's blaming John for stealing it, saying that she was always suspicious of him due to his 'criminal element.' Can you believe that?"
by Unorthodox Platypus October 12, 2016
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cuntcessory

A cuncessory or cuntcessory's are accessory's used by cunts. Such as make-up, lip stick or otherthings kept in the purse.
"Today, my girlfriend drained my bank account on many cuntcessory's." or "she has way too many cuntcessory's in her purse." or "God that broad loves to cuntcessorize."
by BRoy4MVP June 27, 2009
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