Letti

The most beautiful and perfect girl ever to live. She has a sweet disposition and will always be there for you, through thick and thin. And the best part is, she's actually smart. And pretty. Oh, and can have a fun time too. A one in a million girl that you will never, ever forget ♥

Friend: Did you see that girl in class?
Other Friend: Yeah, she's totally a Letti!

by randomunderwear February 2, 2013

Letti

Letti-a group of lettuces. Easier to say than lettuces.

'Darling, could you go to the shop and buy some Letti?'

by theLETTIcreator November 2, 2011

Letti

Lots of shredded lettuce; too much lettuce to handle.

"Could I please get two cruncy tacos, hold the letti, and extra tomtoms (please see tomtoms)."
"Okay."
....I thought I said HOLD THE FUCKING LETTI!!!!
(Next days newspaper headline)-Local Man Snaps at Taco Bell for them forever fucking his t-sesh

by Bauger February 22, 2009

Lentildo

an ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, carbon neutral, recyclable, climate change vegan sex toy made from lentils shaped like a big fat juicy penis (to really piss the lezzers off) that comes in varies styles - the Corbynista (worn look)/ the Muffnum (with grated nuts for that ribbed feel with added exfoliation) the Abbott (with organic desecrated coconut) .. ideal for those uncomfortable nights blocking Waterloo Bridge or Oxford Circus

Bertie Beaver: Gosh, now I have gone all vegan how I will I replace my trusted personal cavity friends?

Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices

by clavecin1716 April 17, 2019

Letting A Grill Rock

The courageous act of not taking any real action. Allowing things to develop naturally and accepting whatever consequences that may follow. Those who let grills rock are incredible human beings.

That biker at the Dead & Co. Concert was not only letting a grill rock, he was allowing his grill to napalm itself!

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 28, 2018

Urban Leftionary

Instances in which the Urban Dictionary is used for leftist, butthurt word definitions.
Most common shortly after elections have taken place and the republican candidate has won.

The electoral college have cast their votes for the 2016 elections and Donald J. Trump will officially be the 45th POTUS.

Person 1: "Haha, did you see they're talking about the Rectoral College now?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I've seen the Urban Leftionary."

by Poncho112 January 19, 2017

Lefties

Left-handed people that are underrated.

Apparently die 8 or 9 years earlier than right-handed people.

Hey look, Matt and Ali are lefties!

by bitstripslang June 12, 2015