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The most beautiful and perfect girl ever to live. She has a sweet disposition and will always be there for you, through thick and thin. And the best part is, she's actually smart. And pretty. Oh, and can have a fun time too. A one in a million girl that you will never, ever forget ♥
Friend: Did you see that girl in class?
Other Friend: Yeah, she's totally a Letti!
Letti by randomunderwear February 2, 2013
Words you can keep
Letti-a group of lettuces. Easier to say than lettuces.
'Darling, could you go to the shop and buy some Letti?'
Letti by theLETTIcreator November 2, 2011
Lots of shredded lettuce; too much lettuce to handle.
"Could I please get two cruncy tacos, hold the letti, and extra tomtoms (please see tomtoms)."
"Okay."
....I thought I said HOLD THE FUCKING LETTI!!!!
(Next days newspaper headline)-Local Man Snaps at Taco Bell for them forever fucking his t-sesh
Letti by Bauger February 22, 2009

Lentildo 

an ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, carbon neutral, recyclable, climate change vegan sex toy made from lentils shaped like a big fat juicy penis (to really piss the lezzers off) that comes in varies styles - the Corbynista (worn look)/ the Muffnum (with grated nuts for that ribbed feel with added exfoliation) the Abbott (with organic desecrated coconut) .. ideal for those uncomfortable nights blocking Waterloo Bridge or Oxford Circus
Bertie Beaver: Gosh, now I have gone all vegan how I will I replace my trusted personal cavity friends?

Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices
Lentildo by clavecin1716 April 17, 2019

Letting A Grill Rock 

The courageous act of not taking any real action. Allowing things to develop naturally and accepting whatever consequences that may follow. Those who let grills rock are incredible human beings.
That biker at the Dead & Co. Concert was not only letting a grill rock, he was allowing his grill to napalm itself!

Urban Leftionary 

Instances in which the Urban Dictionary is used for leftist, butthurt word definitions.
Most common shortly after elections have taken place and the republican candidate has won.
The electoral college have cast their votes for the 2016 elections and Donald J. Trump will officially be the 45th POTUS.

Person 1: "Haha, did you see they're talking about the Rectoral College now?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I've seen the Urban Leftionary."
Urban Leftionary by Poncho112 January 19, 2017
Left-handed people that are underrated.

Apparently die 8 or 9 years earlier than right-handed people.
Hey look, Matt and Ali are lefties!
Lefties by bitstripslang June 12, 2015
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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