Skip to main content

cum face

A girl who enjoys having her face ejaculated on.
She likes it when you pull it out and shoot all over her face.
by left4ded March 30, 2005
mugGet the cum face mug.

cum face

A girl's face that's so attractive and provocative looking, that it turns a man on and gives him an erection without even seeing the rest of her body. The face alone is sexually stimulating enough for a man to want to masturbate to/on it.
She has a cum face.
by arkark October 13, 2011
mugGet the cum face mug.

cumfapelation

When you, after making out with a girl, do not manage to make fucky with her, so you rid yourself of blue balls by fapping, which leads to elation greater than that which the girl could have supplied, but you create a confabulation of how you rocked the daisies with her in order to impress your friends.
Bro 1: Mine dude, did it come to thine ears that Louis and Esranel were partaking in Coitus?
Bro 2: Ye, but methinks it be but a weeny cumfapelation.
Bro 1: Perchance true, Louis has distinguished himself as quite the accomplished swindler.
Bro 2: Yah, he be a cunt.
Bro 1: Bro
Bro 2: Bro
by consciousnessisanillusion February 14, 2018
mugGet the cumfapelation mug.

cumfaced

To be sprayed in the face with seminal fluid by an ejaculating male.
She moved back during the blowjob because she didn't want it in her mouth. But she didn't go fast enough so she was all cumfaced.
by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004
mugGet the cumfaced mug.

The Cupface

The act of after a physical sporting event (football, lacrosse, etc.) taking your protective cup out of its jock strap and creeping up behind an unsuspecting teammate and placing it forcefully over their nasal passages and mouth. Immediatly after doing so, the victim is tackled to the ground and the cup will be held on for as long as possible until the victim fights himself off from the grapple.

Post attack, the victim is especially angry and considered extremely dangerous. Keep distance and seek shelter.

Maximum effect achieved on a hot, humid day after a long practice, in which the cup will reek of a putrid smell and be oddly moist.
Paco gave me The Cupface after lax let out yesterday. It was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
by ASR June 1, 2006
mugGet the The Cupface mug.

cum face

a girl with cum on her face
by tellitstraight September 18, 2007
mugGet the cum face mug.

CUMFACEDICKLICKER

Basically this is a very derrogetory term for anyone that you want to kick the living fuck out of.
This kid i know is a total CUMFACEDICKLICKER
by mikels June 10, 2007
mugGet the CUMFACEDICKLICKER mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email