Cuban Missile Crisis 

noun. during intercourse or other sexual acts, the failure to keep the penis erect. Commonly referred to as Erectile Disfunction (ED) and treated using Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, etc.

Man, we were having the best sex ever last night but then I had a Cuban Missile Crisis even Kennedy couldn't fix.

Cuban Missile Crisis by nuttedhard March 17, 2009

Cuban Missile Crisis 

When a Cuban-American partakes in anal sex then withraws only to cum up the back of the recieving participant.

Enrique pulled a "Cuban Missile Crisis" on her ass and she was stunned.

Cuban Missile Crisis by hoe-low August 18, 2011

Cuban Missile Crisis 

When a person takes a half filled beer and inserts it into their lovers anus. The lover then shits into the bottle mixing the shit with the beer. The bottle is then removed and drank. While there is still sum sheer (shit/beer) in the mouth the lovers then make out.

Alex performed a Cuban missile crisis on his bitch last night, he's a sick fuck!

Cuban Missile Crisis by Dr. Sick Fuck July 25, 2009

cuban missile crisis 

Pretty self explanatory. When a Cuban takes a dump.

"ayo mang I think I just have me a cuban missile crisis no?"

cuban missile crisis by Lloyd Crosby May 23, 2006

A Cuban Missile Crisis 

When an individual leads his cohorts to believe that his penis is massive in size, although, in actuality, it resembles an enlarged clitoris. The cohorts usually end up feeling sexually threatened.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Jim's dick is 8 and a half inches long?"
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."

A Cuban Missile Crisis by ProtoZone March 28, 2011

Cuban Missile 

When you fart while taking a shit, thus enhancing the propulsion of the shit.

Tom: "Where's Harry"
Paul: "Doing a Cuban missile"

Cuban Missile by lampreyjaws April 5, 2014

Cuban Missile Crisis 

When an individual of Cuban descent makes their partner experience multiple back to back intense orgasms in the span of a minute.

You want me to give you a Cuban Missile Crisis you naughty girl...

Cuban Missile Crisis by Castro's Pet Duck October 26, 2017