cumstachio

A shot of ejaculate sprayed artfully across the lip of your sex partner.

An unappetizing flavor of ice cream usually sold in adult novelty stores.

Zac hadn't cum in three days and sprayed a thick cumstachio right across Pete's face.

Shirley said she would never let me give her a dirty sanchez so I gave her a cumstachio instead.

Cumstachio is one of the most sought after skills in a pornographic actor.

If a creepy old man offers you a lick of cumstachio ice cream, you should promptly alert a police officer.

by Muppetsoup, Andyavon February 3, 2010

Crustache

A crusty little mustache that can't be grown full enough to be dubbed a full fledged mustache. Usually worn by teenagers or white trash Joe Dirt types that cant grow facial hair but wont take mother natures no for an answer.

Wow look at the crustache on that dirtball over there.

by Wordy wordington May 17, 2018

Crustaceous

a word describing the crusty nature of something.

"You're about as crustaceous as a crab!"

by The Lilster January 22, 2023

crustacious

(adj) A term used to describe something that is displeasing to the senses.

Jack stuffed a dozen oysters up his Granny's cunt and sucked out 13... how CRUSTACIOUS!

by ALTOIDZboi April 2, 2004

crustache

A crusty, messy, weird looking mustache.
Mustaches that have lint and crumbs in them.

Guy 1: "See that geezer over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, what about him?"
Guy 1: "See all those crumbs in his mustache? Now that, my friend, is a crustache."

by »AJH« July 20, 2010

crustatious pussy

The action of having a crusty pussy

Eww that pussy stank last night that girl in the club had a Crustatious pussy like wooooooo nigga that shut stanky

by Pussy destroyer dude 666 June 9, 2017

crustation

a little microscopic bugs that live in hair, skin and poo.

Look at that crustation in my hair

by LilJOnwhattt: August 26, 2005