Definitions by »AJH«

crustache 

A crusty, messy, weird looking mustache.
Mustaches that have lint and crumbs in them.

Guy 1: "See that geezer over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, what about him?"
Guy 1: "See all those crumbs in his mustache? Now that, my friend, is a crustache."

crustache by »AJH« July 20, 2010

Tricknic 

A place or event filled with hot chicks.
Kind of like a picnic is an event with lots of food
Trick referring to a girl or hoe

Guy1: "Dude, that concert was a tricknic."
Guy2: "Did you at least feast on some chicks?"

Tricknic by »AJH« March 29, 2010