crunk unit

A Crunk Unit is the measurement of alcohol. As a standard we use a single can (355mL) of 5% beer. We calculate the amount of alcohol in one can. 355mL x .05 = 17.75mL. Therefore 1 Crunk Unit (CU) is equal to 17.75mL of alcohol. What is the purpose of a Crunk Unit? Well with a standard unit we can now compare the cost per CU of different alcoholic beverages.

1 case of Kokanee = $18.95
1 can of Kokanee = $18.95/12 = $1.58
Kokanee = $1.58/CU (crunk unit)

1 bottle (750mL) of Smirnoff red label = $21.25
With 40% alcohol content each bottle contains 750mL x .40 = 300mL of alcohol.
CU = 300mL/17.75mL = 16.91 CU
Smirnoff Red Label = $21.25/16.91CU = $1.26/CU (crunk unit)

by IH8XC November 1, 2005

Custard Cruncher

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.

by custard001 September 26, 2018

crunchy gowon

Crunchy gowon is the ONE & ONLY rapper out there. She is the rap god of the universe and has been around for over 300,000 years. Eminem is a JOKE in comparison to our one&only.

person A: who’s eating chips do damn loudly?
Period B: sorry, I was just listening to Crunchy Gowon’s one&only rap.

by stan loona 🤡 October 4, 2019

CrunkMonk3y

1. Used to describe someone who is crazy(girls) and funny all at the same time. He is not affraid to make a fool of himself.

2. At a party the a partyer is partying it up and becomes a CrunkMonk3y by being too drunk or crunk ( crazy drunk), and who is acting like a monkey (all over the place).

3. Life of the party.

4. Me

I am a "CrunkMonk3y".

That guys is acting like a "CrunkMonk3y".

That guy is eating a Banana, he must be a "CrunkMonk3y"

by CMRE. Dub December 26, 2011

crunk face

The obviously wasted expression one acquires from consuming too much alcohol and/or drugs.

Dude, check out the crunk face on that bitch! Even you could score with her!

by Captain Wreckless July 28, 2009

Beefy Crunch Burrito

The best fucking burrito Taco Bell has ever had, that they need to make a part of their permanent menu. Ground beef, cheese sauce, sour cream, rice, and Flamin' Hot Fritos. It's only served for a limited period of time when it's released.

Also known as BCB.

Dude: What'd you get from Taco Bell?
Bro: A fucking Beefy Crunch Burrito, what else?

by ChiGirl90 March 5, 2012

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Best. Fucking. Cereal.

1.You are missing out if you have not had Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
2.Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the best cereal to ever exist. Facts.

by WhyamIhere2 December 5, 2019