crosstop

speed in pill form.

monkeys ate my crosstops and now they are cleaning house.

by blankfrank March 17, 2009

Crust Button

a defensive layer of crust on a butthole to protect from prison rape.

Once he saw my crust Button he decided to make my cell mate his bitch.

by Kenny Leroy October 26, 2016

croutons

small pieces of fried or toasted bread added to soup

When recycled sewage is added to your water supply, you no longer need to add croutons to your soup.

by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009

Croistable

A croistable is the line located down the centre of the male scrotum leading to the lower shaft of the penile region.

Damm, my croistable is sweaty!
Oh lads, i was giving my croistable a good scratching yesterday.
What are you doing on my croistable?

by Omar Ahmadi November 2, 2008

Rusty Crustacean

The Rusty Crustacean is a sexual act where; a female lays on her back and her partner puts their thumb inside the vagina and four remaining fingers inside the anus of the female. Then, the partner squeezes their fingers together (reenacting the movement a crustacean's claws make when closing) causing fluctuation of the vaginal and anal region of the female. Maximum pleasure is promised if performed correctly.

Dude, I totally gave Candice the ol' Rusty Crustacean last night... She loved it.

by Nick Buhlugahorn April 13, 2015

crust daddies

One of the most iconic Dan and Phil Twitter group chats to ever exist. Oh my crust yes I put this in Urban Dictionary.

Crust Daddies can be so dirty but yet so wholesome at the same time!

by Crispy Chicken Nuggs December 17, 2017

Vag Crust

The build-up of white, milky fluid (sometimes snatch blood) after a long jog, walking the mall, running errands, or a long day in general. The crust begins to leak out of the fish hole to form on the outter part of the vag lips forming a mustache-type look as if it were in a Got Milk commercial. Said crust mostly smells 99% of the time like heavy spice (like smelly Arab) mixed with a fish thats been dead for a week then got pissed on and may flake off at times leaving a trail behind the owner. It is not recommended to eat out someone with Vag Crust as their hygiene may be poor and there are probably feces crumbs and skid marks on her underwear. A friend did it once after losing a bet and contracted Hepatitis C, grew hair on his tongue, and now associates vaginas with dog shit and dead carcasses.

In order to indirectly break-up with a friend, his girlfriend didn't shower for a week and built up a weeks worth of Vag Crust. After having done so, she tried to get him to go down on her. He turned out to enjoy the rotten taste of Vag Crust and has had so much of it that he now looks like someone with down-syndrome on meth that just just smelled dog shit.

by Mr.Scribblz June 2, 2010