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Crooked

It is a person who suffers from a crooked or tilted head.
by My Boy Joe January 24, 2011
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Gay, fag, likes there own kind
Chris Anserson is so crooked that he does loop-t-loops
by Why do you care? February 23, 2003
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he wont look at here because he's crooked
by vampyro February 24, 2003
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The reason Matt never gets any and Kevin only gets laid when he is drunk.
There is not enough alcohol in the world to make up for Matt and Kevin's crooked johnson's.
by Wifey March 1, 2003
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Crooked

When you're not gay but not straight. So you're bi or something like that idk. So someone calls you crooked in front of someone that doesn't know your sexuality. (btw I'm crooked too:)
Sister: Yo you crooked bitch!
Me: yo!
Mom: What's crooked?
by crooked.frog February 22, 2021
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Crooked

When a genetically born male participated in a TikTok trend and the end result is them throwing ass all over the camera
Dude did you see John’s new TikTok he’s crooked
by Leshaun Dinglenutt III December 5, 2025
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Crooked Serbian

When you're fingering a girl and break your finger inside of her.
"Hey Dusan, what happened with you and the girl last night? Why is she complaining about her ruptured vagina?"

"Man, I gave her a Crooked Serbian. I have to see a radiologist today."
by Tricycle January 23, 2013
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