sloppy cronkite

From The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (1/29/07):

Two or more people try to get each other off, and the first one to climax says: "And that's the way it was."

We were both trying to steal home, when she suddenly screamed "and that's the way it was" and left me hanging! What did I do to deserve a sloppy cronkite?

by AZ_Squeegee February 1, 2007

Cronstar

A salutation or greeting, mostly used in the Middle East, Europe, and both the North pole as well as the South pole.

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The small bits of fecal matter during the beginning stages of constipation.

Cronstar! How are you doing on such a beautiful day?

Oh my god dude, so much Cronstar today, I have no idea what I ate that caused this

by Nicholai April 7, 2023

Cmonster

Cmonster is the founder of WTF Irony and is a really awesome individual. He makes music and plays videogames and he owns a really awesome cat.

“Oh my god i love Cmonster!!! He is somehow racist and also wholesome”

by theron :) May 3, 2021

cronkite

Description of a situation that was desirable to the individual.

Yo, that shit last night was cronkite.

by Lil' "Whhhhatt? ohhkay" Jon April 20, 2004

cronkite

marijuana; a variation on "chronic"

Oh, no way we're watching "Super Troopers" without I'ma split the ziplock on this cronkite first.

by Puppy Love November 30, 2006

Consterbation

A person who conserves energy while masturbating so he or she can masturbate more later.

David focused on his consterbation carefully, anticipating many future masturbatory emissions in his not so distant future.

by Squirrelywolf October 10, 2018

chinkster

1. A fernando with a sexual obsession towards females of Asian descent.

"Fernando, you're such a chinkster."

by Teh Sorrow June 20, 2008