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Get the cristonia mug.crittenden is a small town in northern kentucky that can also be called shittenden or cowtown, the only thing in this town other than sluts, whores, mullets, and cows is… absolutely not shit :)
jackie: where are you from?
perry: i’m from crittenden kentucky!
jackie: oh that shithole filled with whores and mullets
perry: ofc! 😃😃
perry: i’m from crittenden kentucky!
jackie: oh that shithole filled with whores and mullets
perry: ofc! 😃😃
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jackie: where are you from?
perry: i’m from crittenden kentucky!
jackie: oh that shithole filled with whores and mullets
perry: ofc! 😃😃
perry: i’m from crittenden kentucky!
jackie: oh that shithole filled with whores and mullets
perry: ofc! 😃😃
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That critten is so cute!
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